Joe Vu

@TheLeonardChan @NourHadidi I wish I didn’t know this about you two. Smh 😂

@NourHadidi Correct. And I’m not just saying that to spite @joevu

I'm pro crypto. But you probably already knew that from my profile picture.

Thursday May 26th! Catch @justforlaughs vet @joevu plus fellow Just-For-Laughian @wassimsokay, TEDx Talker @JozePiranian, Zoofest alum @lully514, @IntegralSolver Marianne Mandrusiak & more! 8pm (to 9:30), $12/$6stu, info/tix: comedynest.com

"NAUGHTY BITS" 💋 featuring @joevu #wpgcomfest

With Volodymyr Zelenskyy doing such a great job, I know a lot of people see us stand up comedians as world leaders now. I will do what I can to guide you, but you must do everything I say and no questions asked. First, bring me a jeweled fedora.

@NourHadidi @courtneyugh @courtneyugh ahhhhhhhhh

This Thursday to Saturday (December 16-18) catch @justforlaughs vet @joevu right here plus great guests and hosts every show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

@CBCComedy @TheLeonardChan @HfxComedyFest @cbcgem Leonard Chan is hot.

Till death do us part... however long that is. Catch @TheLeonardChan sharing the truth every married couple knows at @HfxComedyFest on @cbcgem: gem.cbc.ca/season/halifax…

@TheLeonardChan @darrendspringer @TheLeonardChan is hot!

I did a thing on 22 Minutes that is unfortunately timely and absolutely necessary. #StopAsianHate

@stalkingnatalie @NourHadidi Yes. She did my taxes for me for quite cheap! Changed my life. nourdoesyourtaxes.weebly.com

Hello.. Just want to let everyone know that I texted @NourHadidi today and she told me she couldn't talk b/c she was helping someone with their taxes and giving accounting advice... and I was like WOW so they are right. You are an accountant!!! Message her for all your tax needs

If everyone's been wondering what I've been up to during the lockdowns. I've been training my face to be slapped so I could become the best IRON FACE champion in the world one day. youtu.be/nRzD4rePrrY

If a person doesn't leave their name for their phone message, just skip straight to the message. Stop having faith that by saying, "Your first message is from 4-1-6-5-3-2-5-7-4-3" I'll be like, oh! 5325743? Yah obviously that's Mark! I know everyone's phone numbers by heart.

@AmritaAhuja Visa's partnered with $USDC stablecoin. Would love it if @square would give and receive stablecoins as payment. forbes.com/sites/michaeld…

@redmassBOP hey i was searching my name for unclaimed royalties and saw your name. Thought i'd pass on the good news that you might have a good chunk of $$$ waiting for you. afmsagaftrafund.org/unclaimed-roya…

Getting y2k vibes today. like i feel like nothing bad's going to happen, but there's a chance. #Elections2020 #ElectionDay #election2020

@mostyncomedy @Michellesfunny you're a dead man mostyn ("")\(`;..;`)/("")

@TheLeonardChan i was happy to see danny green leave the raptors :)

I trust Donald Trump's medical advice more than I trust Danny Green to make a clutch three.

My @cbcdebaters episode is out where complain that people shouldn't complain. Me vs @SimonRakoff. cbc.ca/1.5756283

@mostyncomedy @Michellesfunny @Vitamix you seem to have mixed up the words "lent" and "gave" :)

I need a new @Vitamix and I think it'd be really cool if you (@Vitamix) like......I dunno....maybe just gave me an Ascent A3500....I'd totally be your friend forever and post lots of pics of me and the blender living our best lives!

Face readers on #IndianMatchmaking: Takes one look at a photograh. Joe will get married next year. He studied Psychology in Uni. It was at McMaster. On the morn of July 19 2002 he ate a hotdog with hot peppers and 2 fell off. Let me know if you need me to be more specific.