Joe Warwick

@Zohaib_Mughalz @PunadiyaX AI

@PunadiyaX what's the name of the show ????

LOL now you’re all shy in front of older women?

Attention winos… anyone tried one of these out? Can’t possibly be worth £50? Or can it? LUSCIOUZ Zero Resistance Corkscrew Silent Wine Bottle Opener Wine Key Made in Japan Double Action (silve... amzn.eu/d/hbIsq2a

Ahead of the streaming release next month, we present the UK Premiere of the much lauded Charlie Trotter Documentary - ‘Love, Charlie’ on the 5th & 7th April at London’s Gastro Hub-Pub @parlouruk - hosted by alumni @dunfordwood Join US! #6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">parlourkensal.com/#6

@michelrouxjr You been posting nudes again?

Is this for real 🤷🏻‍♂️

I vowed years ago never to fly @Ryanair again. Made a huge mistake to break that promise for a flight to Dublin today. #FUCKRYANAIR you’ve swindled me for the last time you clip joint disguised as an airline…. MORNING 🤗

@EaterWriter @Chablislodge

@CorrigansFood More footage of you in that bucket hat… HNY Richard 💥

What do you fancy for 2025?

Nothing like getting shit from a pissed-up chef in for his staff party because of sniffy review you wrote over 12 years ago… FESTIVE MORNING 🤗🎅

What are chances of two completely different parties for 8 both booked under the exact same name (first and last), at the same time on the same day, both being allocated to the same table? I experienced a festive hospitality X File last night… MORNING 🤗

That feeling where you have to buy a new light switch (cost £40 😱) but then remember you have an old one lying around that you can harvest parts from to fix it. I feel like man 💪 At least I will do until the house burns down because I haven’t rewired it correctly… MORNING 🤗

Fuck.

If ever there was a November made for a new @thecure album 🤗

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

MORNING 🤗

@JeremyClarkson 👜

Farmers. I know that you have been shafted today. But please don’t despair. Just look after yourselves for five short years and this shower will be gone.

MORNING 🤗

Fact…