joexdtry
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@joexdtry
Who'd have thought I'd have to retire from @springrosesec before retiring from dota 2? Opinions my own, memes all stolen, not a care in the world. DM's open
Either I'm getting too old for socials, that I straight out forget to post, or I'm too lazy. Still, I'm not old enough for Dota, so let's wrap up the final day of EPL S35 with a bang. Annoying @joexdtry with new patch questions as well kick.com/epldota_en2
There's a woman ovulating in my building. She hasn't done anything to me yet, but I can hear her breathing down my spine when I enter the elevator, I can feel her frame heaving up and down with primal hunger. I can tell she is stalking me like prey. She hasn't done anything to me yet though, so I can't call the police. I know she's thinking about sinking her nails into my flesh and biting my shoulder, but I can't call the police. Because she hasn't done anything to me yet. So I can't do anything about it. She's saying "hiii" to me, with way, way, way too many "i"s at the end, she's lingering around when she sees me. She's trying to break the touch barrier, not too directly, but pretty directly. There's a woman ovulating in my building. She is going to do something terrible to me. I can tell. #incel #protectmen #womenrape
If a company can break the entire internet, they are too big. Period. It's time to break up Big Tech.
