John Humphrey

@Butterfinger @WeAreTopRamen What is happening

Your noodles just got the ultimate upgrade. ⬆️ @butterfinger X @wearetopramen is dropping a NEW collab complete with a peanut buttery glaze and real Butterfinger pieces. Get ready because your taste buds will never be the same 🕺

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

@AppleMusic Happiness - @NEEDTOBREATHE and Kids - @OneRepublic

The year is 2016. Which track are you listening to?

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

@JackPosobiec Buddy you literally captioned it with “what it’s all about”

The libs are losing it at my wife posting a pic of our boys checking out the Lego portrait of Trump at the WH Christmas display These people are not well But we already knew that

Charlie Hicks ate his lunch and dinner at the Shrimp Basket in Pensacola, Florida, every day for 10 years. When he suddenly stopped showing up, the chef went looking for him – ultimately saving his life. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.

@FinancialPhys Counter argument from @WesleyLHuff

We are saddened to inform friends that our dear brother, Voddie Baucham, Jr., has left the land of the dying and entered the land of the living. Earlier today, after suffering an emergency medical incident, he entered into his rest and the immediate presence of the Savior whom he loved, trusted, and served since he was converted as a college student. Please pray for Bridget, their children, and grandchildren. Precious in the sight of the Lord is the death of his saints. – Psalm 116:15 founders.org/articles/the-d…

“There’s only two things you can get in the afterlife … you can get justice or you can get grace.” Dr. Frank Turek just preached the gospel to millions of people. Pray for mass conversions.

I had the honor and privilege to speak at Charlie Kirk's memorial service. Please continue praying for Erika, her children, and the entire team at TPUSA. #CharlieKirkMemorial

That's actually a really good name. I wonder why they didn't just call it HBO Max from the beginning???

I have Apple Intelligence and it’s so disappointing.

@equine__dentist Checkmate

you’re gonna need two hands grandma

We do not pay as much as we do in taxes to have all of our money sent overseas while hurricane stricken Appalachia is basically ignored. It should enrage you.

Here is how to fix Photos on iOS 18. Scroll all the way down and hit customize and reorder. Remove the sections you don’t want, move the important ones up like albums, shared albums etc. #iOS18

@alexbruesewitz I wish we had the Trump the democrats claim he is rather than the Trump we now actually have

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP: “I WILL NOT SIGN A FEDERAL ABORTION BAN!” Don’t believe the Democrats LIES!

“he’s dodging cognitive tests while i’m dodging bullets”

Trump yelling “Fight. Fight,” after getting grazed by a bullet in the ear, an inch from ending his life. No panic. No crawling on his knees to safety. The man stands up, faces the crowd, and yells “Fight.” Historic footage. Just incredible.