John Confidant (Football analyst)

Back where it all began, the City of Liverpool, home of the Scouser and the greatest City on Earth, as comfortable in the hoods of my city as I am on a jet to the Maldives 🇲🇻 🥂 even more so when accompanied by my personal security guard Bruno 🐕 #liverpool

@qobwashere Fuck off back to whiston ye wool

Just drove to Bootle for a chippy because literally nowhere else is as good and there's people drinking cans on their steps everywhere, home ❤️❤️❤️

@ultra_madara @aroundliv Come on lad. There has always been scruffy scousers, we’re now dealing with a load of free loading fuckers from every corner of the planet along side the scruffy scousers. Our city has been turned upside down.

@aroundliv God forbid people go to the beach on the hottest day of the year so far. Grow up.

As I’m getting older I’ve started to come to terms with the fact I can’t stand people. I didn’t even stay 5 mins. Too many people here and too many scruffs that leave litter on the beach. It disgusts me. I usually go along Burbo Bank or Ainsdale sand dunes as far away from people as possible

@aroundliv Although I’ve failed to frequent the beach today, I’ve had my fill at lark lane. Once you suss out the tourist/students you find the finest pure bred scouse women, who can’t get enough of a handsome man. Me n frenchy (the devil) have just 2’d up one 👍🏼

@johngibbonsblog Stick a bit of vodka in it.

Reckon 50/50 fresh orange and lemonade might be the best drink. Happy to hear alternatives. Because if there is a better one I want it in my life

@xoogbiid Never mind rice, what you should do is keep your big broad nose out of better men’s private affairs 👍🏼

🚨💬 DISCUSSION: Now Declan Rice has won the Premier League, is it time for him to get an upgrade on that wife of his? 🤔⬇️

@fletcher082 I remember when lark lane was the haunt of the cities real villains, me and frenchy have given out some twattings down there back in the day… full of muppets now.

What the hell happened to my beloved Lark Lane... full of sted head ponces walking white fluffy little gay dogs, not us Park Rd orignals though

@TruthBerner34 She looks like she gives a great BJ 👅 Champagne Johnny has learnt to appreciate all different shapes and sizes of women 👍🏼 all beautiful in they’re own way. JC x

Why doesn’t he just threaten to divorce her if she doesn’t lose weight?

@Terry_LFC6 Shithouse 👍🏼 good job you wasn’t about back in day when me n smigga had nogzzy on lock and was smokin them little crocky mongrels. You’d of been gettin flat packed daily ya wool

@johnL4EFC Fuck sake 😂😂...you know where I'm based, I'll see you when I see you 👍🏻

Don't even think I'll waste my time moving to watch that shite Arne will put on display today, probably just tune in to see tributes to Mo and Robbobat the end 🥃☀️😎

@Terry_LFC6 I’m In noggzy let’s get a meet on big man n il outclass ye n leave u out cold lad

@johnL4EFC Sound in nogzy ya know brother, what's it like in ya mars back bedroom hardcase 😂😂

@Terry_LFC6 What’s the weather like in Runcorn lad

@johnL4EFC Ye sausage

@Nsportsfan21 @JordanHarley67 @_willbatty Ha tell me you know nothing without actually saying it. Buckfast, gay? You must be joking it’s a fuel of the jocks. A real man’s drink.

@JordanHarley67 @_willbatty My exact thought no sign of a lager just gay festival drinks

@smif1979 @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Go on then big man. Send it over, Il be there in 45.

@johnL4EFC @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Want my postcode?

Bolton fan en route down to Wembley today… 🤣🤷‍♂️

@smif1979 @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays You’ve shit yourself at the thought of Champagne Jonny running through your house tooled up.

@johnL4EFC @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays How have I backtracked? I corrected your spelling mistake..

@smif1979 @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Shit house soon back tracking now aren’t ya.

@johnL4EFC @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Your*

@smif1979 @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Listen you little rat I’ve got my geek tracking your ip adress and I promise you that you’re front door is getting taken off and you’re wig split. Manc twat

@johnL4EFC @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Your page is full of AI photos helmet

@tcoatltlum89571 @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays If that’s him at 30 I’d hate to see him at 40. No self care, awful physique, clearly a rubbish sense of humour… and that face!!!!

@johnL4EFC @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Barely a middle aged man is he😂😂 under 30 defo

@smif1979 @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Who are you talking about? I didn’t know anyone involved in this conversation posted AI shite. Do everyone a favour and keep your big nose out, the big fellas are talking here.

@johnL4EFC @thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays Same as a middle age man posting AI shite all over his page then?

@thomasgbwfc91 @FBAwayDays No, I just think a middle aged man in Speedo’s is cringe, he’s aimed for a cheap laugh, but looks like a bit of an idiot.

@johnL4EFC @FBAwayDays

@charljones38 @MissVJFxx Yeah I’d say it to her face and I’d say it to Lee Andrew’s face, and if either had a problem, I’d break their nose.

@MissVJFxx What a cruel bitch you are! Yet again another keyboard warrior. Would you say it to her face? Just nasty.

Katie Price married this conman twat for money. She’s fucking desperate for cash she got the media to take pics. They made up a story for both to get a pay day… he’s not been kidnapped, she’s in on it. The skeleton shithouse. Kids taken off of her the lot. Katie we know, twat!