John Ezard

@AlbyLad_ Someone on tiktok said she looks like a reflection on the back of a spoon 🤣

Someone said "she looks like a 2016 sky remote" 😂😂

This Man City downfall ain't enough. I want them relegated

Wow, electricity prices are crazy high in the UK and Europe!

The bar is literally thicker than the distance he moved it 😭😭

Me liking every tweet about England losing

as an adult, it’s frustrating seeing your parents remain the same. No healing, no growth, just the same patterns continuing

His mum can’t wait any longer for her baccy

Any miami contacts? #party #miami

Sir Alex Ferguson singing ‘Glory Glory, Man United’ ❤️🔴 #MUFC

Miserable life if you’re putting age limits on certain things. “Still going to festivals in your 30s or 40s” Shut up. All my mates are in their 30s or early 40s and we’ll be cracking on for a while yet.

A Junior Doctor can buy a single sandwich for £3 in the hospital cafeteria and has to pay. A MP can get British Beef and potato paprika goulash for £3.19 and then make you pay. They also get free parking and Junior Doctors pay £1300. I know who deserves a pay rise.

@teletechmcr has gone down hill so much since it started bruh 😩

@charlotte_ord Agreed 👏🏻

Raving abroad is such a catch 22 situation bcos in 1 hand you have the best time ever but on the other it makes u realise just how fuckin dead the UK is most of the time 😭

@vtss_pl This is one of my favourite tunes 🙌🏻

how much I hate this damn song lol happy 2 millie to her tho open.spotify.com/track/0ChvWY0u…

Daft question, Ronaldinho shits all over Neymar

you’re never too old, my mom is 80 dancing at 2am in Detroit

@TeamMessi @WeAreMessi @imessi @leomessi @fifaworldcup Finally completed this Lionel Messi coloured pencil portrait and dot work background. Done using @prismacolor coloured pencils and Unipin pens on A2 paper. #lionelmessi #messi #messiart #messiartwork #goat #football