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Your car is German. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant!

@onysera1 De bruyne one ups Bruno in every category if we're being honest and that's not to speak bad about Bruno who's a fantastic number 10, one of the best in his position, but the difference is Kevin de bruyne sets the standard for the best, he is the motherfucking blueprint.

Son 😂😂😂 that Brazil shot might just be the most powerful shot of all time And that monchengladbach one is diabolical

All of you GenZ’s and unlearned millennials that clown Nigeria asking mockingly “why are we even called Giant of Africa, self?” this is why! In the 60s-90s, Nigeria was literally Africa’s sugar daddy, $20m here, $10m there, and so on and so forth to other African countries! we didn’t only talk about Pan-Africanism we put our money where our mouth was. Also, at independence, many African countries didn’t have as many educated professionals as Nigeria. In a lot of African countries that gained independence after us from 1963 onwards, the first chief justice, auditor general, surgeon general, vice chancellors of universities were all Nigerians! The first black chief justice of Botswana was Akinola Aguda, the first black chief justice of Gambia was Emmanuel Ayoola, when the portuguese left Mozambique in the 70s Nigerian health care officers (doctors and nurses) were sent to shore up their healthcare system from collapse bcos they just didn’t have enough qualified doctors. after all said and done we sent over 10,000 professionals across africa and the carribeans to help them incubate their newly independent nations should we even talk about the ECOMOG troops in the 90s that 70% majorly funded (spent over $3b+) and equipped by Nigeria with Nigerian soldiers forming 75% of the peacekeeping force? ECOMOG led by us was highly responsible for ending the Liberian and Sierra Leonean civil wars. I won’t even go into details of what Nigeria contributed to the South African anti-apartheid efforts! Nigeria gave and gave and forgot to pay attention to its own development and today we’ve become the pariah amongst nations!

SOS!!!🆘 Guys help me tag MTN, @MTNNG @MTN180 They sold my MTN line to another user without my consent and the new user has been trying to use it to access my bank account and some of my important data Please help me escalate this matter @trigottista @ChuksEricE 🙏

@firstladyship Those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable. A word is enough for the wise.

Dino Melaye came with sledgehammer. I’ll be posting the videos all day. Keep retweeting ✊

“What did Peter Obi do when he was governor?” Please go and verify. #NigeriaWillBeOk

When it’s campaign time but you have done nothing to campaign with

@bin_gbada Their's nothing democratic about this government, this administration has not met a single yardstick that could remotely be considered democratic. We truly have never had it this bad and sadly our people still feign ignorance.

I reiterate; this is our WORST democratic government since 1999 No amount of gaslighting, intimidation, lies & tribal bigotry will change that fact. We have never had it this bad.

Agenda successfully cancelled. Gaslighting successfully cancelled. Go back to your group chats and restrategize. Try again, next week. For your choices, you will be bullied. You support thieves, maimers, riggers, drug mules and thugs. You should be ashamed.

If you have videos from EndSars and the 2023 elections, FLOOD THE TIMELINE WITH THOSE VIDEOS. Don't let all these apolitical dingbats with stuffed pockets gaslight you. They are sympathetic towards thieves, thugs, maimers, riggers and killers.

They took the gold. They took the diamonds. They took the rubber. They took the ivory. They took the palm oil. They took the copper. They took the uranium, including the uranium used in the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which came from the Belgian Congo. They took the labor, for centuries, in chains, across an ocean, in the largest forced migration in human history. They took the land. They took the governance structures and replaced them with administrative systems designed to serve extraction. They took the educated class and either exiled, imprisoned, or assassinated those who resisted. They took Patrice Lumumba and had him killed. They took Thomas Sankara and had him killed. They took the future these men represented and replaced it with regimes that served the extraction. And then they looked at what remained and called it proof that Africa could not govern itself.

@iamnasboi By going to INEC office and getting your PVC

I know I’m probably overthinking 😭 but how do we marry someone knowing they’ve been intimate with other people before us?

If it’s still not clear who we are: We have been at this for years. We are not here to go viral.
We are fighting for our lives. This is more than journalism. We know exactly what we are up against. That’s why this work is a fight.

Nigerian Politician Profile: Bank — Switzerland Hospital — London Holidays — UAE or USA Kids — UK, USA, Canada Pilgrimage — Saudi Shopping — Paris, Milan Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad Constituency — Seen only during elections Promises — “We are working on it” Scandals — “Politically motivated Side hustle — Government contracts Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes) Security — More guards than a bank vault Country — Managed remotely. But when it’s time to campaign: “My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂 If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.

Let it be known only terrorists are openly allowed to carry guns in Nigeria. As citizens are massacred proudly Nigeria security forces prevent citizens from defending their families.

Una no fit use clowns like them Ruth, Abazz, Pooja, Dami, etc distract me sha😪🫵🏽 APC MUST GO⚠️‼️ THAT’S THE MISSION🤌

No light? Buy solar Bandits attacking? Use flight Expensive light bill? Turn of your freezer Police brutality? Buy smart glasses. Welcome to Nigeria.

Every time we get there’s an attack @HQNigerianArmy won’t be on site no matter how long the attack lasts, but once the victims decides to arm themselves for self defense, they begin to arrest them and parade them as terrorists. Every damn time, every fu*king damn time

I ask again, what exactly is the like of Abass, Ruth and co influencing on you that made you call them influencers? They collect gigs, deny justice. Is that your definition of influencing? We enable rubbish on this app!

When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂 When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀 I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism. This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty. I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are. Something fundamentally is wrong with us. For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude. Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A. You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀 As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness. Who did this to us?