John A. Smolin

@AmericanAir You guys messed up my brother-in-law's flight. Originally due to weather, he was rebooked on a flight that had already left and then his ticket was canceled because he wasn't on the flight WTF?

Over on the blue colored sky I'm posting about my experience listening to the top 500 albums according to Rolling Stone #RollingStoneTop500

@EthanSwopePhoto What happened to the dog in Altadena barking at the fire thatI see on the CNN homepage?

I'm over at bluesky now too. Follow me @johnasmolin.bsky.social

The next QIP 2024, to take place in Taiwan, accepts contributions via EasyChair. The deadline is Sept. 15 for talks and October for posters. qip2024.tw/site/page.aspx…

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@Legere He is! The poor boy is heartworm positive and had to be on crate rest for five more months :(

@JohnASmolin What a darling!

This is Fallon the foster dog. Looking for a forever home after he finishes decompressing from the shelter. Please RT

“You always say it’s topology not topography but you won’t shut up about maps”- the gf

“According to Stanford researchers, large language models are not greater than the sum of their parts.” hai.stanford.edu/news/ais-osten…

Retweet if you were part of one of those tiny first 4 bars. [source: buff.ly/3jWsfiC]

boyfriend said i was the most beautiful girl in the universe knowing full well about the multiverse. crying and throwing up rn

Yeow, they actually found it! abc.net.au/news/2023-02-0…

An urgent search is under way in Western Australia after a capsule containing radioactive Caesium-137 went missing along a distance of 1,400km. This is a 3D printed representation [more: buff.ly/3RsPmBr] [📹 u/mr_finley_: buff.ly/3DlXGNw] twitter.com/blabla112345/s…

@AzizaS Classical feedback can increase the quantum capacity of a channel

Are there any interesting applications of a classical feedback for the quantum channel? (QKD, communication, blind computing, etc..)

@jmlepstein Always write up your joke ideas

So let us push, with all our might, To unlock the secrets of this quantum plight.

With qubits held in superposition, And entanglement as a partner true, A dance of quantum cognition, With secrets yet to be pursued. But as we seek to understand The mysteries of this new frontier, We find ourselves in a vast expanse, Where knowledge is the only true defender.

ChatGPT wrote me a haiku on quantum information theory: Quantum bits spin fast Entangled states, a dance so vast Information stored, at last. Not bad, but it's not a haiku