John Bird ⚒

Me and my Idol growing up. Oil big boy what's your name.

@westhamnetwork I really wanted it to work for Freddie, but I just dont think he's good enough for Prem

Some reports are suggesting West Ham may be open to selling Freddie Potts next season if we survive in the Premier League. Tbh I’m not sure how true they are. What are your thoughts on Potts ?

@darrenpjones Get fucked

I’ve been down under asking Aussies what they think about their digital ID.

@mywhufc That fucking cringe

Thank fuck West Ham Wouldn’t entertain anything as shite as this

@Ironmarc1 7 year old me in the northbank and that was it for me ⚒️

@ukhomeoffice I dont think they come on X to have a look, and say "we best not come to England, as the home office has put out a statement".

Coming to the UK from overseas is a privilege, not a right. Any foreign national with a history of crime and violence is not welcome. If you pose a risk to our country, you will be refused entry or removed.

@Suffragent_ If its an open and close case, he should be put down.

This Welsh choirboy is Jeremy Oketch. He filmed himself raping a 2-year-old girl in the diverse nirvana of Manchester. The footage was so graphic it made the judge cry. The 35-year-old, who moved to the UK from Africa, was jailed for 15 years, costing the taxpayer £750k. 🇬🇧

@BROKENBRITAIN0 We see you, but we couldn't do fuck all about it.

🚨BREAKING: The UK has just sent a WARNING to Putin 🇬🇧 🇷🇺 'To Putin, I say, we see you. We see your activity over our cables and pipelines. You should know that any attempt to damage them will not be tolerated and will have serious consequences.'

@BasilTheGreat Lawless Britain, unless you post a hurty word online.

They BROKE the BARRIER because they couldn't wait for it to open If being British is just a values thing like 'queuing' then how are these people British?

@GJRSaracens75 @RupertLowe10 @UKLabour Brilliant mate. He just tells it how it is 😅

@johnbird65 @RupertLowe10 @UKLabour He’s f**king great ain’t he 😄

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

@RupertLowe10 @UKLabour Don't hold back @RupertLowe10 tell it how it is 🤣

@UKLabour Total bollocks.

@JeremyClarkson @AdrianRamsay @JeremyClarkson I dont think they grasp much to be fair.

@AdrianRamsay I fear you may not have grasped the problem.

After more than a decade of culling and the deaths of over 230,000 badgers, I welcome reports that the government has committed to ending the cull. I’ve written to the responsible minister asking her to confirm that badger culling in England will end in full.

@paulturner67 Ha was back then mate 😅

@johnbird65 £1 a week ..

What happened to these bad boys …

@AntiWokeMemes Yes

@Helen_Whately @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Thats absolutely bollocks. I know people who have mobility issues, who have a mobility car and go to work. You can apply for a car only if you qualify for high mobility and use that money to pay a monthly payment of around £300

Taxpayers are funding Motability cars for people on benefits which they can't even afford themselves. In the past, being in the ECHR stopped us fixing this. Under @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives would leave the ECHR and get a grip of Motability.

@Ed_Miliband You're a absolute weapon

Conflict in the Middle East has once again shown that clean power is essential for energy security. That’s why we’re speeding up action, with solar panels to be fitted as standard on new homes and plug-in solar to be made available in shops within months. lbc.co.uk/article/miliba…

@pepsi 10 pints and a curry

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@BenObeseJecty What is the point of anyone being there if the Prime minister refuses to answer the questions asked of him?

Absolutely pathetic from Reform UK MPs as they stage a mass (well, eight) walkout of #PMQs. Obviously pre-rehearsed but very much reflective of their thin-skinned demeanour in Westminster. Rare to see them in the chamber at all to be fair.

@DVATW Weather's still shit?

Britain 1945. What do you notice?

@ick_real Yes

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?