John Burman

@Neccccy New sport of pie eating. Gold medal goes to. ....

LISA NANDY Secretary of State for SPORT !!😂 😂

@tomrenniesoccer We would have still lost 3-2.

WEST HAM SHOULD HAVE HAD TWO PENALTIES AGAINST BRENTFORD. TWO CLEAR AND OBVIOUS PENALTIES. 🤯

@peckham65Grant @NotFarLeftAtAll Yeah, you're right. But he will get a top job in Government, perhaps not as an MP.

@johnburman0077 @NotFarLeftAtAll He won’t be an MP

Labour MP to stand down to allow Burnham run for byelection amid leadership row Am I missing something… you don’t just give up £100k a year job because you like someone… how much was offered to stand down ???

@JBFootyX What a load of pants.

🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 💣🤯 | Arsenal to Face Potential Point Deduction LONDON — The Premier League title race has been thrown into chaos. Arsenal are officially under investigation for alleged match-fixing, refereeing bias and controversial VAR decisions following a joint appeal reportedly filed by seven rival clubs. Seven clubs have formally challenged several “controversial decisions” involving Arsenal this season, demanding either match replays or severe punishment against the North London side. The Investigation: The Premier League and PGMOL have reportedly accepted the appeal and launched a probe into the allegations. If found guilty, Arsenal could face a point deduction, effectively stripping them of their chances of winning the Premier League title this season. Official Stance: The league has placed the appeal “pending investigation,” with a verdict expected to be fast-tracked before the season ends.

@shouq_al90149 Clearly a flangwobbler with a fingiegigg attached. Quite simple, really.

What is this??

@RupertLowe10 Where would you deport them to Rupert. I agree with you, but where ?

Leave the ECHR, deport the paedophiles. Our message has to be this. If you're a foreign national living in the UK, preying on British children - we do not care about your human rights. You will be forcibly removed from our country. Let's set an example - do it VERY publicly.

@kennygfrederick I'll have whatever you're drinking.

The whole country does not want him to go actually! Quite the reverse! We want him to stay and continuing to lead us out of the mess Tories left us in! #TenYearKeir

@daveatherton It only needs three on the jury to say not guilty.

The jury has retired to consider the verdicts on Mohammed Fahir Amaaz, 21, and Muhammad Amaad, 16. They are accused of the assault of Greater Manchester Police Officer Zackary Marsden, 26, during the incident on July 23, 2024.

@David6914626764 @GBullstein Great where can I buy some. Can't wait.

@SatiricalFooty Don't talk Bowlocks.

🚨🚨 BREAKING: The FA are reportedly considering a SIX-POINT deduction for Arsenal FC next season, following the league’s admission of major officiating errors in their favour this year.

@RyanTlksFooty We shouldn't have played shit for most of the season, then.

⚒️ I dont think some people understand how much changes if we go down we will lose Almost our Whole Starting 11 the only players I see staying is Hermansen and maybe taty or pablo as they have newly arrived the rest will likely go along with our captain. We need to keep hold off Kante he will instrumental for us in the championship should It happen. #WHUFC

@thomasmlambo Good luck Thomas.

As an Arsenal fan, I can't lie, we've been grappling and wrestling goalkeepers all season. I can understand why West Ham and football fans in general are angry. Plus all the other fouls in that incident.. hope we still win the league but the anger is fully justified

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heart tablets.

It’s last rites …

@Amy_90_x And she can hang her umbrella.

Blimey 🫣🫣

@29Havertz43802 Never happen. Good luck Gunners.

🚨❌ Breaking: An official appeal has now been submitted to the premier league by Westham regarding their disallowed goal against Arsenal by PGMOL. Possible outcomes could include a two-point deduction from Arsenal or even a complete replay of the match if their appeal go through. 👀 Your thoughts?

@WestHam_Central The Arsenal Rugby 11 win again. When are the FA going to stamp down on all this.

This angle...WOW PABLO IS BEING MANHANDLED BY TWO ARSENAL PLAYERS AND LITERALLY LOSES BALANCE BECAUSE OF THIS RICE DRAGS MAVROPANOS INTO THE GOAL AFTER TRYING TO BEAR HUG SUMMERVILLE TODIBO IS RECEIVING WAIST LOVE IT'S AN ABSOLUTE FARCE I WONT GET OVER

@gorbalsgoebbels Starmer could try and make a start!

I voted for Keir Starmer. I’ve voted Labour all my life except under Corbyn. He was a fucking nutter. What has Starmer done that’s so bad? It’s just noise from his enemies. He won a mandate at a GENERAL ELECTION. 14 years of shit can’t be turned around quickly.

@Lfc_samie So the other two cups were empty then.

This Cat predicted the winner today 😭🙏

@Karnak30Ellie @RadioGenoa I'll take her word for it thanks.

@RadioGenoa Only one way to prove it show us what she has under that dress

Macron says he will take to court anyone who says his wife is a man.