John Butler

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

@JoeMcCann3 Tailgating at a Walmart 💥🇺🇸💥

Americans: lol the Cowboys' stadium is next to a friggin' Walmart Tourists: Nice! A Walmart! Let's go in there before the game!

For those who don't understand Croatian. She says "I disagree with your decision."

A Casper man says his wife is making him sell his beloved Bigfoot-hunting rig — a lifted 1984 AMC Eagle wagon with 150,000 miles he says attracts too much female attention. "I knew this day would come, but that doesn't make it hurt any less,” he said. cowboystatedaily.com/2026/06/20/cas…

Plano, TX - Japanese fans are "taking over" Plano in the best way possible! Huge thanks to the locals for being so welcoming. What a beautiful, friendly, and amazing city. Planoの街のみなさん、ありがとう！テキサス最高！

Texas Tech puts out a 22 minute video outlining their position in detail. TCU has issued a formal response.

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

If Texas wants to play a Big 12 schedule, maybe it shouldn't have left the Big 12

Become ungovernable 🤣

I never knew this about line cooks: 😭

I feel this

Taylor Swift has ended her relationship with Travis Kelce.

John Kruk asks Tom McCarthy how the person who invented the first clock knew what time it was

Baseball is the American pastime - and its root in healthy autism. Boys don’t just go through hitting, sliding and throwing - they get obsessed over stats, baseball cards. Athletes and nerds come together. Baseball is a tool for assimilation.

Odd date to pick but OK x.com/GlobeEyeNews/s…

This story should come with a trigger warning for anyone under 35.

There's gotta be some kind of petition we can sign to make this stop

@Ihartitz I hear that. I’m 40 so at least have the memories of them winning super bowls throughout elementary school.

Being a ~35 or younger Cowboys fan is pretty brutal because you’re simultaneously viewed as a bandwagon frontrunner and you’ve also literally never seen your team even make the NFC Championship

big things happening over on r/dinosaurs. so if anyone has any insight please let me know.

Breaking news! When you see student driver on the back of the car, and a grown male from India in the driver seat, it’s them trying to take advantage of the system again! @kaylee_ashlynn @PlumbNick @KellyIsRightTX #breakingnews #texas #studentdriver