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johncalia

@johncalia

I’ve been a naval officer, banker, entrepreneur and consultant. My latest novel Protopia, reached #1 on the Amazon Dystopian Fiction bestseller list.

Katılım Şubat 2021
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johncalia@johncalia·
@MistressAunt Sorry. Just a joke that my wife thought was very funny. No offense intended.
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Younger generation: “You’re SO boring! Don’t you ever go out and do anything fun?!?” Me: “Look kid - I used up 8 of my 9 lives between 1973 and 1986. I’m relaxing my way into my 70’s with the one I’ve got left.”
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@numericalguy @Delta I tried calling. On hold 45 min. Then they couldn’t help because “we’re in the middle of a schedule change.”
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@johncalia @Delta Got to call them. This is worse than they changing my first flight and telling me I wont make the connecting flight. I was on chat for 4 hours to get it straightened out about the connecting flight!
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Well, it did when it was free. My cousins and I used to hang out near the Coke bottling plant. Sometimes, one of the workers would hand us a bottle before the machine put the cap on it.
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Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

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