John Clarke

@bornatotter @trevk37 @Wheresthebaruk @BexhillUnitedFC @GuernseyFC Like Alan Whicker with added beer .. brilliant stuff 🍺⚽️

Two pages in this months ⁦@Wheresthebaruk⁩ mag on the ⁦@BexhillUnitedFC⁩ trip to ⁦@GuernseyFC⁩. A brilliantly crafted piece of travel reportage by one of the best in the business. Buy a copy….

Many of the #FFC family will remember the story of Zach who passed away at 13 after a long battle with leukaemia 🙏 Zach’s family are on a footballing journey in his memory this May, raising money for the hospice that gave them support in those tough days All support welcome👇

Details here: 🔗: justgiving.com/page/nadine-li…

@stevebone1 Could be more last day drama like last season. The NLS is a crazy division. Just a handful of games left but just 11 points covers the top 11. Can’t be another league like it 😍⚽️

Massive goal... title race very much still on...

The new issue of #nonleague fanzine Where's The Bar? Is available now!! Wheresthebar.co.uk/shop

wheresthebar.co.uk Another edition of the most eclectic football magazine @Wheresthebaruk on the market is now available. Includes my piece on Costa Rica’s biggest non league competition and their very amusing take on VAR ⚽️😂

@bornatotter Sounds a blast… not sure how you’re fitting Eurovision in as well though?

Good to see the best looking band in Hastings in the news…..again.

What reputation?

🎙️NEW POD🎙️ 🤷‍♂️ After a horrible week are you #MarcoIn or #MarcoOut? 🫠 With all the chat about the manager are some players getting a free pass? 🏆 Does our FA Cup exit mean Fulham’s season is over already? 🤨 Is Europe or cup glory really a fair measuring stick for success?

@JonathanPieNews On the bright side if they ban enough words the price of dictionaries will plummet 🤔

Fuck me, I thought we'd gone beyond this patronising nonsense.

@jackandloz ‘Welcome to the world outside the top 6’ … genius 👍🏻😂

A second double and 40 points achieved. But when are #Fulham going to play well for both halves of a game? If we could conquer our inconsistency Europe would be a destination and not still a dream. Here’s our blog on #FFC v THFC #COYW werdsmith.com/p/qybGHvutAJae…

🎙️DOUBLE POD SPECIAL🎙️ ⚒️ Can #FFC secure a second London derby win this week? 🤷‍♂️ Was Sunday’s game ‘good Fulham’ or ‘bad Spurs’? ✈️ Would 3pts against West Ham suggest the European Tour is back on? 💪 And should Issa Diop keep his starting spot?

@1968Tv How good were England that night😍 Remember Hudson getting the plaudits but he wasn’t picked enough. Forgot how good Channon was.. sublime passing and movement. Beckenbauer’s handball 😂 - not even a booking 🤔 Thanks for sharing ❤️

ITV The MidWeek Match (Network Highlights) March 1975 Friendly England 2-0 West Germany Commentator Brian Moore #England #Germany

@suttonunited on the world stage 🏏😎

@RupertLowe10 ‘I suspect our programme of mass deportations will help to solve this problem’ ? So will you deport anyone for this behaviour or just those you deem un-British? Racism alive and well in your new party I see 🤔

None of us want to listen to somebody else’s music on the tube, a train, a bus, wherever it is. We certainly don’t want to listen to some nonsense phone call on loudspeaker. Rude. Disruptive. And yes, un-British. We all hate it. I certainly do. A small issue, but it’s one that perfectly represents the continued erosion of our high-trust society. We have shared social standards that make public life tolerable and civilised. I’m largely of the view that people can do whatever the hell they like, as long as it doesn’t affect others. This affects others. Restore Britain believes that public transport should be a space governed by basic courtesy and mutual respect. We will introduce a clear national rule: audio played on personal devices on public transport must be listened to through headphones. We will give stronger powers to transport staff for them to intervene, fine repeat offenders and if necessary remove them from the vehicle. Conductors and guards will be given proper protection in the law to help prevent any anti-social or aggressive behaviour against them. I suspect our programme of mass deportations will help to solve this problem... Because I want our high-trust society back. And we can get it back. This is about restoring basic standards of public behaviour. A small minority has been allowed to degrade shared public spaces without consequence, while the quiet majority simply sit and endure it. Most British people are too polite to say anything about it. There is now a political party that will stand up for the quiet, decent majority. Restore Britain.

@WhiteNoise1879 Mitrovic should’ve throttled him at Old Trafford years ago 🤬

It's not referees in general that are criminal, it is Chris Kavanagh specifically. His whole career has been an abomination and an offence to the fine sport of football. He needs to piss off to walking football and take that lino with him.

@FulhamRandom His sister deserved it more 🤔😉

wheresthebar.co.uk/product-page/w… Eclectic football writing at its best. Get a copy and see for yourself ⚽️😍

@bobcainffc1971 Sensational goal from a crazy angle close to the touchline 😍

#OnThisDay 1982 - After nine weeks without a home game due to snow, ice and generally freezing weather we returned to Craven Cottage to beat Chesterfield 1-0 courtesy of a super strike from Gordon Davies. 9,213 (second best gate of the season) watched the action.

🎙️NEW POD🎙️ 🤯 He’s done it again! But can Harry Wilson keep doing this? 📈 Are #FFC now in contention for Europe without hitting top form yet? 😅 If we’re honest, did we frankly rob Brighton? 🤑 And is splashing the cash on the likes of Bobb and Pepi wise?