John From Wrigleyville (JFW)

@JesseRogersESPN Tony later inquired that you stick your left hand in and your left hand out, and then put your left hand back in and you shake it all about. Idea was also ignored.

@ILTollway Hey guys - still closed, no work being done. What gives?

Hey @ILTollway - you respond to other people. Whats the status? This is outrageous!

Hey @ILTollway Plaza 31 - tollway entering Ohare from 294 South - has been under “construction” for far too long. I use quotations because NOBODY has worked on it. Ever. What are we doing? When is this going to be completed? Start working! Do something, anything!

Here comes the 2H LeBron, down 3-0 “injury” as he “gingerly” walks to the locker room

@Matthew99784555 Where we traveling to brother

Bumping OutKast on the road to a bachelor party. The fact that Andre 3000 doesn’t put out music anymore is a shame. Dude was an icon of his generation. #randomtweet #outkast #atliens

@CharlieKipp @fly2ohare Looping in @sundayscratch for visibility

Minor annoyance: I wish @fly2ohare would put the destination under the gate number

@BNightengale We joke a lot on the bird app, Bob. you know what else happened in 1935? The introduction of canned beer No better way to celebrate a 2x winning streak than with $5 Old Style My proposal to get this across the finish line: select beer stands have it for $5, not all. Demand ⬆️

The Chicago Cubs have now won 15 consecutive games at Wrigley Field, their longest streak since 1935. They also have won nine consecutive games overall, after already having a 10-game winning streak earlier in the year. Their last season with two 10-game winning streaks: 1935.

@ChivoZAWK @Cubs @NuveenInv Hey @NuveenInv - how does it feel to have one the most underperforming partnerships in sports? Majority of the time bad news to be associated with. Money is better spent subsidizing Old Style to be $5, in my humble opinion! Always time for a pivot! My DMs are open!

@Cubs @NuveenInv I’m sick and fucking tired of Nuveen

Today's roster moves presented by @NuveenInv:

@ColinMcMahon31 Thanks Colin

Indiana gets to fly the W at Wrigley Field with an emphatic victory over Northwestern. On a frigid night in Chicago, the Hoosiers totaled 9 runs on 11 hits with two errors. The Wildcats scored two runs on seven hits without an error. Hoosier Nation showed out on what was a wild night that included some snow and a Jeff Mercer ejection. Very fun day of baseball capped off with an #iubase win.

@LiveSportTalk @BingoLewis @mr_hankeyyy @PFTCommenter Thanks this was totally necessary

@johnfromwrigley @BingoLewis @mr_hankeyyy @PFTCommenter Official NBC statement: We disavow double vodka don and all of ohio st.’s actions

Ernestine is soft on crime

@AdamSchefter Nice

The Titans have traded up to pick 60 with the Bears receiving picks 69 and 144.

@LiveSportTalk @BingoLewis @mr_hankeyyy @PFTCommenter Hey let’s chill out. Starting to think NBC Sports is supporting the distraction from the double vodka don, too!

@BingoLewis @johnfromwrigley @mr_hankeyyy @PFTCommenter You’re the one who paid for a checkmark with 60 followers, buddy

Tie game. They win this game they’ll be the worst team to ever win a Stanley Cup playoff game

Ottawa Senators = awful

@mr_hankeyyy @PFTCommenter You gotta think this, Alex/Alix, spring break crew, summer house drama is all one big distraction from the double vodka don

@PFTCommenter Been awfully quiet on Russini

@RealCGriff @mostlysports @barstoolspringb A321 Neo … have a great flight CG. Comfy!

UPDATE: I HAVE FINALLY BOARDED A PLANE. See you soon @barstoolspringb.

@jakemalasek You should see me put on my socks

@Bearthafuckdown @DOM_Frederic @Da_Bear_Claw18 Looping in @thekapman for visibility

@DOM_Frederic @Da_Bear_Claw18 PCA just invented the Wrigley Leap #TakeThat Green Bay

this is what its all about

When Old Style is priced at the Cook County Minimum Wage