John

@sunny_sidup Kudzu is leprosy. Poison ivy is poison ivy

@johnharris175 How does kudzu stack up? What about poison ivy?

Crabgrass is the wart of the lawn

Salsa jug gives me the shivers

Baked potato is the most overrated food in the entire food kingdom

@gangsignjohnwal Whoever it was probably earned it and probably got a junior tray. Just a thought

Keeping strict confidentiality here but just witnessed a good friend of mine go get a cookout tray at 1:12 in the afternoon please send thoughts and prayers

Where my bunco moms at

The sandwich meat dilemma: if you buy the bigger package, you will use more meat per sandwich. There’s nothing you can do to stop it

Tom Brady.....kinda a creep a definitely not chill

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

There is no water on the trolley pub

Abolish biscuitville

@cantyman_16 Fitbit is more accurate. Strava itself with phone GPS tends to be off by a decent amount

My fitbit and strava disagree on distances by 38% 🧐 ik a lot of people use strava, is it accurate?

I’m full statue mode at the dentist w tools in my mouth and someone’s mom next door down spoils all of season 3 of ozark and all I could do was hear every single word

If coach would have put me in 4th quarter we would have won state

Nothing gets me more excited than running some slant routes in the street with boys on super wild card weekend

Mitt Romney: “What happened today was an insurrection incited by the president of the United States. Those who continue to support his dangerous gambit... will forever be seen as being complicit in an unprecedented attack against our democracy." bit.ly/2L7ORyN

He...threw the American flag to the ground to make room for the Trump flag. That's it...that's the whole metaphor.

I know we all say it but State is so good at showing you exactly how to lose a close game. They really know when to make the mistakes