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Nicky Lopez is the first player with 4+ hits, 5+ RBI & a scoreless pitching outing in the same game since RBI became official in 1920 i love baseball

Wordle 784 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Forgot this was a thing

@DerkaSoup @JustinWhang Definitely read this as “Panera.” Still works

@JustinWhang Was pantera good?

Dude dropped his bag at the Metallica show tonight and a sandwich and three pairs of underwear fell out. He was about to leave without his underwear so I was like “yo you forgot your underwear” and I’ll never forget the look he gave me

True Life: I was held hostage by my own bowels (Taking fiber supplements)

@RyanCrowley Absolutely!

@RyanCrowley @AdamBojak It’s one thing for the Clips to put on Braves throwbacks as Buffalo doesn’t have a team in that sport anymore (Bc of them but w/e) but Houston has a team now! Like parading around the pelt of a conquered enemy. Plus a nonzero possibility the “Oilers” could play the Texans this yr

@impeachpicnic @AriDrennen He was on his way there…

@AriDrennen not to mention a coin is only a coin because society deemed it as such. if he wants to bask in his own objectivity he can call it "stamped metal piece"

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@RyanCrowley @stunninggun Get people to curate and host evenings with screenings, talks, and discussions! Have someone make food!

@RyanCrowley Get me one while yr out

Nolan Ryan Adjusts Himself After Adjusting Robin Ventura, August 4, 1993 Watercolor pencil on paper, 2023

Did some pup-sitting sketches last night

Maintaining friendships, familial relationships and taking care of those you love is not ‘labour’ in any Marxist sense and people should stop promoting this nonsense idea.

Unskilled labor is truly nothing but a capitalist myth to keep workers down

@lisa_hiser I just watched your Ted Lasso Easter egg episode & wanted to point out that Zorreaux and van Damme’s remake project of “Escape to Victory”would be perf bc the og is a soccer film starring Pelé and Stallone (who plays in net). Does Sly’s uni remind you of anything?

That #TedLasso finale 😭😭😭😭 so many tears, laughs, everything. Loved all the call backs. I’m gonna miss this show

@scummerparty To be fair, my name is that of an American tall tale ⚒️

Belated HBD to @JohnHenryDonner who I didn’t believe was real for the first several years of my relationship with Ryan but I’m very glad that he is indeed real!

@EverRed16 @nessuno2001 I think the instillation of fear is a huge part of these shots, especially in the 3rd act. Prior to that though, they have an air of incredulity aimed at us. They sort of implicate the audience as a character who slowly becomes almost complicit in the coming violence bc inaction

@nessuno2001 Great thread. Having just read the books last week, I was reminded of how the movie felt as a kid. I remember thinking “Could this be my dad? Could he go crazy like this?” In the novel, Jack is so loving of Danny until the Overlook takes his mind. Maybe this serves just to

[Thread] I’ve noticed something odd happening in Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. True, there’s plenty of odd things going on in The Shining, but this is really weird. 🧵 1/50

I talk good 🤷‍♂️ My Vocabulary Size is about: 【29573】What about you? arealme.com/vocabulary-siz… #EnglishVocabularySizeTest

@HorrorNHaunted The Fly youtu.be/pktZDPmsk7g

Tonight's #horror movie gif train BLOODY EXPLOSIONS Share any #horror movie scene that illustrates that. From Street Trash

@scummerparty @muppetspice Slam dunk

@muppetspice Sour cream

what’s your favorite donut !!