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Dania, like Mania

@scummerparty

I’ll take the vaccines you dummies don’t want. Cat Mom and impulse shopper. 40yr old teenager. BFLO by way of PGH. she/her.

Buffalo, NY Katılım Mart 2008
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Dania, like Mania
Dania, like Mania@scummerparty·
New @JortsTheCat merch just dropped. This is Cody (orange boy) and Kammie (calico Angel) who until tonight lived in our backyard. They were born to be loved!
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chris evans
chris evans@notcapnamerica·
Wake up there’s a new meme on the timeline
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kenzie xcx 🦋
kenzie xcx 🦋@kenzvanunu·
sorry i just realized he faked a shooting to get out of his son’s wedding
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ninaaaa ☆
ninaaaa ☆@cosmoninaut·
i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather
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🚬@008zennie·
remember when they made them film these four nations player intros 😭
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Carbon Helium
Carbon Helium@CarbonHelium·
My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking
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liz
liz@malkingoat·
going on ao3 but instead of writing smut i write about 39 and 38 year old men getting contract extensions until they’re 45
🥔🏒@liltaterhockey

IMAGINE: you’re a GM and your two biggest talents are so codependent they’re engaging in a years-long game of retirement chicken, meanwhile you’re trying to fucking plan knowing full well they could keep doing this into their 60s and still probably be better than half the league

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Dania, like Mania@scummerparty·
Montreal is really doing too much
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andy
andy@andyIrritated·
i hate when i’m reading a fanfic and i cant figure out what sex position they’re doing
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Dania, like Mania@scummerparty·
I always joke that I can’t do the SkyRide over the skyway because The Voices™️ will win but like last night I had to hold back from putting my hand in the fryer, The Voices™️ are evolving
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Buck
Buck@BuckOnTwidder·
adderall, glp-1, 600mg caffeine and acute cortisol poisoning so i can send slack messages like “gentle nudge”
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Courtney Howard
Courtney Howard@Lulamaybelle·
I have “Two Glasses of Wine” from this #SNLuk sketch stuck in my head. Hannah Waddingham’s got a great voice. But Celeste Dring breaking the 4th wall KILLED me. “My apologies to the 4th wall.”
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nathan
nathan@nathanrobii·
i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon
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Meg
Meg@megannn_lynne·
Self-harming by going to the suburban Wal-Mart at 2pm on a Sunday
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kimi🧀
kimi🧀@kimi_klementine·
IMAGINE your name is SIDNEY CROSBY and one day a WOMAN writes a BOOK and in this BOOK there’s a CHARACTER inspired by YOU the character is GAY and AUTISTIC implying that YOU are GAY and AUTISTIC and then YOU find out the AUTHOR also HATES your character
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ursa - comms open
ursa - comms open@inkursaa·
i cant believe heated rivalry is the reason the boston bruins are eliminated
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