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If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. @KaizerChiefs or nothing. Deep House or nothing.

South Africa Katılım Nisan 2011
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Ndlombango ka Tomase.
Ndlombango ka Tomase.@Ndlombango·
There’s a South African who is serving a jail sentence of over 2000 years. He will be legible for parole when he turns 930 years old.
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Guinness World Records
The world’s longest-serving grave digger has finally hung up his shovel after more than 73 years. Dedicated Allen McCloskey (USA) first entered the record books in 2021 when he’d earned the title for longest career as a grave digger with a total of 68 years 191 days. Now at the age of 92, he’s finally putting his feet up for a well-earned rest after extending his record to 73 years and 75 days. The dedicated digger talked of making graves for people he went to school with and worked with, but said the toughest job of them all was digging a grave for his beloved wife, Barbara. When asked how he got through it, he said: “Well, I figured she’d want me to do it.” He created the final resting places for thousands of people during his career, which he started sort of by accident after a grave digger asked him to cover for them for a week. Allen’s son Dean said: “[He] never set out to achieve an official GWR title for the longest career as a grave digger." And while Allen may not want any fuss when it comes to the momentous ending of his record-breaking career, his children made sure he knows just how proud they are of him.
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Tboze
Tboze@ThobelaniMchun3·
@Nomagugu_xo Someone who hates wise counsel will always find an excuse to dismiss it. You have added groceries so that you will continue burning holes in your pocket.
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𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠
𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠@Nomagugu_xo·
1. Don't buy groceries. 2. Don't stay in Kasi when you make it. 3. Don't rent in complexes. 4. Don't finance your car, save for 3 years & buy cash. 5. Don't rent apartments 6. Don't make loans. 7. Bond has a very rude awakening waiting for you. You guys come out with stuff on a daily on this app, We rent we're dumb. We get houses we're ignorant. 🚮
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Bitterness
Bitterness@BabonkeL·
Braz if we are being honest, there has never been a team like this in history of South Africa. Ngeke guys you would rather call me a fake Supporter but Mamelodi Sundowns is the greatest thing that has ever happened to SA football. They play every 3 days but still
Mamelodi Sundowns FC@Masandawana

A masterclass at Loftus & a dominant win! 🔥 The 2nd leg awaits in Mali! Mamelodi Sundowns (34’ Mudau, 54’ León, 74’ Rayners) 3️⃣ ➖ 0️⃣ Stade Malien #Sundowns #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #AreyengMasandawana

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Alfonso Niemand
Alfonso Niemand@NiemandAlfonso·
We remind you that Netherlands also joined the evil ANC 40 years ago against “apartheid”. Look at our country today, after 32 years of ANC rule. A waste dump with poverty, discrimination, rapes, mass murders and collapsed infrastructure. Come here, come see for yourself.
Prof Ben Saul - UN SR Human Rights & Counterterror@profbensaul

Netherlands Joins South Africa's ICJ Case Accusing Israel of Genocide in Gaza haaretz.com/israel-news/is…

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Ma Ndaba
Ma Ndaba@Ndaba_Luh·
Most of these new age Teachers will lose their jobs because of content.
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David J Harris Jr
David J Harris Jr@DavidJHarrisJr·
🚨White babies on pitchforks and signs reading ‘Kill Whites’ seen at a protest in South Africa. This is being encouraged by the government!
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Phil Craig
Phil Craig@philcraig2·
Loving this. Our cretinous government can't help but to show its true colours Bozell needs to see these racist imbeciles for who they are at the earliest possible opportunity. That turned out to be his first speech news24.com/politics/bozel…
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Mankhumiše 🤍
Mankhumiše 🤍@Ms_Logical·
Bro to bro; how much your hair cut? Fine girl, pick a guy under the comment section and pay for his hair cut.
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Nkwesheng 🇿🇦
Nkwesheng 🇿🇦@johnieMag·
@RealTshemedi2 You will also leave the assistant coach role if you get offer for head coach position somewhere else.
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Tshemedi
Tshemedi@RealTshemedi2·
That one will leave us again when he gets a better offer in The North
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Ann ❤️
Ann ❤️@Annie_Modiba·
I had hopes
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Oslina Mogotlane
Oslina Mogotlane@OslinaM·
Why have we stopped raising children as a community? Why is it so hard to reprimand kids on the streets?
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⚽️Big Balls🏀
⚽️Big Balls🏀@SQ_Gunner·
@Leon_Schreib If they were allowed to move with the times/4IR, the Post Office would've done a great job carrying out these services together with your Home Affairs branches. Now private entities are eating nicely together with whoever got this tender.
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Leon Schreiber
Leon Schreiber@Leon_Schreib·
Welcome to the future of Home Affairs, coming to a bank branch near you! 🇿🇦
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