Kings.

Only Kenyans will talk to a cockroach before killing it "Unaenda wapi....then paaaa! Ghasia hii,,, paah paah ,, Rudi hapa,,,paaah paah😂🙌

@icardo8 Imagine how many more are out there.

Una tenista polaca de 24 años llegó a París la semana pasada clasificada en el puesto 114 del mundo, sin patrocinadores, sin ingresos garantizados y sin certeza siquiera de poder pagar su habitación de hotel. Tuvo que ganar tres partidos de clasificación solo para entrar al cuadro principal del Abierto de Francia. El dinero de los premios solo se paga al final del torneo, así que una marca polaca de bebidas deportivas intervino discretamente y cubrió su factura de hotel. Su nombre es Maja Chwalinska. Y hoy, juega la final del Abierto de Francia. Antes de este torneo, había ganado exactamente un partido de cuadro principal de Grand Slam en toda su carrera. Luchó contra una depresión tan severa que en 2021 no podía levantarse de la cama. Se sometió a una cirugía de rodilla en 2022. Pasó años luchando en torneos menores por toda Europa solo para mantenerse a flote. Luego llegó a París, ganó tres clasificatorios y siguió ganando. Zheng Qinwen. Elise Mertens. Maria Sakkari. Diana Shnaider. Nueve partidos seguidos. Un solo set perdido. Ahora es la primera clasificatoria en la historia del Abierto de Francia en llegar a la final. La última vez que una clasificatoria alcanzó una final de Grand Slam fue Emma Raducanu en el Abierto de EE.UU. de 2021. Raducanu ganó. Simplemente por llegar a la final, Chwalinska ha ganado más dinero en premios que en toda su carrera junta. El cheque por ser subcampeona es de $1.6 millones. Si gana hoy, se lleva $3.25 millones a casa. Hace una semana no podía pagar su habitación de hotel.

@IraqFootFR Imagine Iraq fans

Félicitations à la FIFA pour avoir attribué la Coupe du Monde à un pays capable de retenir pendant 7 heures un joueur qui n’a jamais fait parler de lui autrement que par ses performances sur le terrain. Quand le meilleur buteur de l’Irak, qualifié pour le plus grand événement sportif de la planète, peut être traité comme un suspect à son arrivée, difficile de ne pas s’interroger sur l’accueil qui sera réservé à certaines sélections (Iran) et à leurs supporters. Pendant des années, chaque aspect de l’organisation au Qatar a été scruté, commenté et critiqué. J’espère que les États-Unis feront l’objet du même niveau d’exigence et de la même couverture médiatique. Bravo, Monsieur Infantino.

Please RT 🙏🏽

@Olalekan_000 Results so good they had to go back 12 years ago

Why are Arsenal fans acting like this match never happened??

If I warm this Beans again e fit turn chocolate

@NaijaBaby_ @muheediva01 Meet up outside. Don't go back.

@muheediva01 It's bc they had really good experiences and miss their coworkers. A lot of ppl quit their jobs over pay or better career progression, but that doesn't mean they didn't like their previous job.

I never understood people who quit their job and KEEP coming back to visit

when it flies out of the window but comes straight back in

@cuordipietra @historyinmemes It's a blooper, but they should have kept it.

@historyinmemes I think it's kinda out of character for Butcher, but I love this scene I wish they kept it

A deleted scene from the Season 1 premiere of The Boys shows Hughie, riding high after successfully planting a bug inside Vought, attempting an awkwardly enthusiastic slide across Billy Butcher’s car hood. The moment perfectly captures Hughie’s excitement and inexperience, turning what he probably imagined as a cool action-movie move into a hilariously clumsy fail.

I absolutely loathe his demeanor. How he over raises his chin while talking. Unnecessary pauses. It's like he believes he's the Martin Luther King of Kenya. Then just spits kies and nonsense. A very proud president.

@Bookten8 "I was born a man. Into a world that works tirelessly to reduce my human experience into a neat little box" Being a man is tough.

Even men we are sexually harassed. Kuna dem hii tl ukimuomba gig anakusho ulale na yeye kwanza.

@moneyacademyKE When did we start talking in billions? 100 billion is way too much for a country that doesn't have a major problem with homelessness.

Kenya’s government plans to use future Housing Levy deductions from salaries as security to borrow Sh100 billion for housing projects.

@gacikiraMD Well yes, but only one travels backwards at 180km/h

You are brain dead if you think any of these 4 would have changed Kenya for better in 2022.

ELECTING William Ruto has TURNED out to be one of the COSTLIEST self-inflicted political DISASTERS in Kenya’s history — a CRISIS that could have BEEN completely AVOIDED.

@GathiiHB @Ms_Halma Ju ni Jaba. Pereka.

@johnkings__ @Ms_Halma

How do we expect to win this fight against Pedophilia when it exists at grass-root level? What a shame!!!!😤😤

@kamauwaruhiu Mchezo wa town. Imeibiwa statehouse but lazima mfurahishwe kidogo. Ngoja uone statehouse ikiitisha.

Two hundred and fifty million in cash in one persons house , that person is not even part of the high table in this eating frenzy . If you see someone yelling tutam online ,this people are not crazy they know what they are doing .

@GathiiHB @Ms_Halma Where is this survey and who were asked?

@Ms_Halma The age of consent should be lowered to 16. According to a survey conducted in 2023, 15.6% of women are exposed to sex before 18( both consented and not)with a prosecution rate of 60%. Lowering it to 16 would go a long way to reduce the forced incarceration.

@Ms_Halma Guys who go for underage girls are always mentally not okay in a way. Because how can't you have a conversation with a grown woman?

@Kenyans And how many victims of police brutality did he visit as minister of interior.

When I was Minister for Education, I used to visit schools myself. That is how, as a minister, you come to understand the conditions in our schools - Fred Matiang'i

@Msnyaguthii Okay, but we're still talking about examples. What did he do? Report then we can go from there.

How do you prove it the legal way that a man eg. spanked you?