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Germany is out??!!! What!! I didn't even know that they'd had a referendum!

....to genetically modify foetuses...does nobody care about the split infinitive any more?

@richardosman The owner is called Daniel Steak....it's his joint?

@Colston_Hall @TeamXander1 @XanderArmstrong Do Kiss covers and call the album A Year Of Snogs! (That's yours now, you can have that.)

@courtneymelba loving these photos of you rocking out!

@richardosman I know loads like that, Richard. It's often the case. He a mastiff/staffie?

First priority for tv journos should be, 'Learn how to pronounce wherever it is you're reporting from.' Hashtag just ask a local!

@courtneymelba @SatPaper I can't think about floorboards anymore...

@stephenfry What did it come back with?

@Yorkshire_Life Only if it's Orange Blossom...

@JohnsonThompson 'the' police hahahahahaha

@elizabethalker ....thanks for that, I never even realised I was quite good at it?

Did Helen Sharman urinate on a tyre?

@richardosman Is there any spot-betting to be had? Mason Noise to invade the stage, perhaps? Louis Walsh to run on and moon?

I would actually go into a pop-up Christmas shop if it were called Yule Solutions......

@richardosman Why don't you and Xander enter an otherwise normal episode of Pointless? It could be hosted by David Mitchell & Stephen Fry.

Come on lady!!! You can do it!!! @courtneymelba twitter.com/ramage1966/sta…

@courtneymelba lol....I knew before you did!? So happy for you!

@richardosman Do you need that toilet plinth cos you're so tall?

@fatbellybella Betcha didn't expect all these questions did you, Erykah?!