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Talibando n Ray on my beat was a bucket list achievement

Thinking ab how I could’ve made better past choices helps in the present and prepares me for the future

I bought the temu e-bike and it exploded on my first ride. It sent shards of plastic through the windows of my local dive bar and now I have to move

you never recover from losing your cookie butt

Volaris passengers mad about getting they bags late…. Just to not grab em when they drop 😭

It’s actually insane how complex life is and what it took for us to get here

This view from the @SpaceX Dragon with Crew-12 aboard shows the football field-sized International Space Station 260 miles above the Earth.

I enjoy being a favorite but I rather earn what I got , being a hypocrite is to be human fr

@taurusmoonlore Mfs smoking pacific stone $20 zips n shi 😭💔

bro if you need an eighth for under $10 u do not need to be smokin my guy

I love my job

I try my hardest to not drop random useless facts on my friends and coworkers for their sake 😭

we got bigger fish to fry cuh

Did my first skit at 15 I had to blow fully 😭🥀

Food don’t even expire anymore it’s just “best eaten by” now 😞

@aZCQG0nYh39ZUj4 It really is 😭

Wingstop is fucking disgusting

On city transit please don’t look at me weird 😭

I need it

@teleanorvela This

hardest pill to swallow 😭😭😭

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