johnny5putt

Flew over FL today. Wth

@PardonMyMeme Oh my lmao

Shoutout

@sloprules lol

@baseballlsdfs Looks super fun. Great pics

another DraftKings live final in the books. thanks Nashville!

Every 100 retweets i make Zac bigger #ExperianBoostOrBust

@Gnarteeknow @TheLand1796 You get it?

@TheLand1796 This is one vowel from a wild tragedy

Piece of meteor landed on my deck.

@OhioTate Mintzy gets to plan the wedding

I think this makes me a Heisman Trophy winner?

People will believe anything these days it's 👇 Never Eat Watermelon Sour Pee And Poop Every Rise

@draftcheat and did TMZ actually kidnap Guthrie

Pretty obvious that the Iran attacks were a distraction technique against the Epstein Files discussion. Judging from my Twitter page, also pretty obvious that it worked to perfection.

@BarstoolBigCat @nickturani that you

Just finished Day 5 of the Chinese workout. Goal is to do 50 days in a row and then reassess. Really missed the boys on the dance move portion.

@BarstoolBigCat Honestly , i need these videos everyday… we’re following along at home 🫃🏻 buddys are lookin pregnant

@PFTCommenter bro thinks he on the team

The chads all turning out to be baldmaxxed will be Gen Alphas equivlant of the subprime mortgage collapse

@realimjustkey i feel this! taught myself playing with the kids @ 42yo there’s a little air there!

ollies are the hardest things to learn as 36 year old adult. here are my best attempts from this session

@SharkMemess @BFW i think he called off because he “exercised” 10 minutes yesterday

I am in Chicago if you want to meet up @BFW

@ShermStu_2 hell i’m shaving my 10 yr olds head

Dad Hack #56 If you have a kid this year around Halloween.. just go as Dunc and Egg..

@allrockmusic @Metz30

on tomorrows PMT @PardonMyTake thank you @StellaBlueCoff for all you do!

@TBob53 rip sticks are the devil

I might be too fat for a rip stick