John Karna retweetledi
John Karna
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Mom and Pop Video Store: We just added hundreds of new acquisitions to our diverse, ever-growing film inventory
Corporate Streaming Service: We just deleted 5 years of original content and rebranded as Da Zooob 😎
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stunning! Tom Bombadil arrives at the 2023 Met Gala
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JERY: hows it going with your new guy
ELANE: great! Hes got cool hair and I love his dog ..
JERY: but
ELANE: ok. his heart might be a *little* small
JERY: how small
ELANE (quietly): just like.. 3 sizes
JERY: laney. Did he try to steal Christmas
ELANE: HES TRYING TO CHANGE
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that feeling when your buds are hijacked, now you’re creating orbs instead of leaves… been there buddy
A witness tree@awitnesstree
Oak galls are all over the forest floor right now. They're stranger than fiction! They start when gall wasps lay eggs on my buds. The wasp larvae release hormones that hijack my buds, directing me to create orbs instead of leaves. The orbs protect the growing larvae. Humph!
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ELON MUSK (handing a check for one billion dollars to jery seinfeld): I will have one sense of humor please
SEINFELD: thats not how it works
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wish there was sound so we could hear his slam poetry twitter.com/BornAKang/stat…
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