John Turner

The opening to The Masters on CBS was just unreal:

“After 8 months in the lab, we’ve 3D printed a golf ball with a dimple pattern that reduces chunking bunker shots by 46% and eliminates left miss spin.” -2027 Masters Bryson

bro

@go4gordon Where can we get one of those hats?

Artemis II may have splashed down, but our photos and videos from the mission are still rolling in! Keep an eye on the latest: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

And with that, Flat Earth is over.

Video de la reentrada a la atmósfera de la nave espacial Orion de Artemis 1. 25 minutos comprimidos a poco más de un minuto. Crédito: NASA

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Welcome home! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters

@mathxvision @FlatironFlusher Glaze central

If you actually think that Bryson doesn’t know how his upright lie angles affect face angle and turf interaction you are a literal absolute window licking, short bus riding, drooling fucking retard to put it extremely mildly. I will literally wager my entire net worth that he understands the physics of his golf clubs better than you do.

Hey Bryson! "Golf Physicist" here: You’re hooking it because your "home made clubs" are biasing face-to-path left before you even swing. When lie angle is too upright, it effectively tilts the clubface plane left of your intended target line (for a right-handed player). An upright lie shifts the delivered face angle left, and it also alters how the sole interacts with the turf. The heel strikes first, slowing it down relative to the toe. That differential can increase face closure rate through impact, further driving face-to-path negative. So even if your path is neutral, the face is already left. If your path is slightly in-to-out, now you’ve created a classic hook condition: face left of target, but still closed relative to path. Hope this helps you fucking dork

This pencil drawing of Rory’s Masters win is one of the most impressive things you’ll ever see

MASTERS PRICING 🥪 2016 vs. 2026

@TheRealMrACL 1000%

You betting against this man this week?

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

God this sucks. ESPN force feeding this circus act bullshit has gotten so exhausting. Please just fuck off for one week. Thanks.

My favorite part about the Masters Par 3 Tournament is watching Jason Kelce eat sandwiches! Please get this off my fucking screen

@TheDegenWeekly I was just happy they didn’t have Druski out there.

There's gotta be some kind of petition we can sign to make this stop

Get. ESPN. Away. From. The. Masters.