John Rivers

WARNING: article written by a 12 year old

Frazetta Friday time! @frazettagirls @SaraFrazetta @GurneyJourney

At 4am this morning I convinced myself that the melody of the theme to ‘It Ain’t Arf Hot Mum’ was the same as the ‘Dad’s Army’ theme. Demonstrably untrue, but at that moment I was certain.

I'm not sure Carol knows what Kryptonite does to Superman.

All my emails at work today going out with the subject line "I don't think you appreciate how bad it will be" as a means of getting attention

“I got an STD from a Pokémon?” “Yes, it’s a condition we call Dick-achoo”

Dad has turned off the news in favour of Flog It 👍

Working from my parents' house and Mum just brought me a cup of tea while I was working and I only just noticed and all I can think about is that Rob Newman bit.

Someone just tried listening to Trump’s victory speech on the train on speaker and the LOOKS.

@katebattrick What would Hyacinth think?

Now adds ‘sofa supper garb’ to dreadful phrases list.

The best village cricket clip ever recorded 😂😂

I know this is aphex twin updates but jesus christ

The stunning beauty of Miss Hedy Lamarr..................

COUNTERPOINT: but I'm a massive fan of Doctor Who, The Upper Hand, Scully AND Call the Midwife!

Since Tom Baker is trending, it's only right and proper to once again enjoy his brief scene-stealing performance opposite Sidney James and Peggy Mount in George and The Dragon (3rd February 1968).

Ha! This is true

Every time I hear ‘Swing State’