John Shuttleworth

@ParkBlair @gdfellows @FavershamLit Oof, now you’re asking. I’ll have a word with Ken and see what he says. 🙏👍

@gdfellows @FavershamLit Lucky faversham, any chance you will come up to Ayr to talk about it?

If you’re in the Faversham area tomorrow evening, I’ll be chatting about my John Shuttleworth ‘Takes the Biscuit’ book @FavershamLit . And I promise I’ll try to avoid that silly ‘thinking’ pose, as seen below!

@gdfellows @FavershamLit John's childhood memories of Fry's Turkish Delight and Old Jamaica chocolate in the book are brilliant!

@gdfellows @johnshuttlewrth @FavershamLit Sorry I can’t make it but can highly recommend the book (and the tea towel purchased at Hastings gig last year) 😁👍

Joan Chitty’s just been round to wish us HNY and she took the last Roses in the tub which I’ve since found out was a ‘Signature Truffle’. I’m gutted as all that’s left now is a ‘Tangy Orange Crème’ which - despite being dented - is way too exotic for early Jan, wouldn’t you say?

Happy Christmas, followers! No new radio broadcasts this Yuletide, sadly, as we were out of cotton buds to clean the tape heads (and I refuse to take Ken’s advice to use a soapy rag!). However, ‘The Shuttleworths’ is on Radio 4 Extra four times on Xmas Eve.. oof, check it out!

Have a merry crisp mess everyone. Here is a seasonal postcard I picked up at the great @gdfellows anniversary bash for John Shuttleworth recently. Please enjoy his delightful ditty about some of the confectionary we used to find in our stockings. youtube.com/watch?v=UPH1Sl…

Oof! Only a week left to buy ‘Ken’s Khristmas Kracker!’ and other fabulous goodies in time for Christmas. Available at shuttleworths.co.uk/pages/shop.html

Oof, that’s a painting, surely! And not a very good one..

I couldn’t attend as I had a prior engagement in our lounge putting up some new curtains under Mary’s guidance. Much better way to spend a Friday night, in my view!

@CPaternoster78 Having a good long rest now Craig, so not for a while. Have a great Christmas!

@johnshuttlewrth Whats next John????? When will we see you again.

I’m in Lyme Regis and, sadly, it’s the final date of my ‘Raise the Oof’ tour. Meanwhile, wily old Ken is putting any leftover merchandise into his online shop. Check out the fab bargains NOW including ‘Ken’s Khristmas Kracker’! shuttleworths.co.uk/pages/shop.html

Oof, I’d better be careful. See what can happen to your hair when you play Barnsley!

My ‘Raise the Oof’ tour resumes in Barnsley (9th). A few tickets left at Worcester (19th), Isle of Wight (21st) and the final show in Lyme Regis (22nd) where Ken informs me the ‘Cob’ may be found. Aren’t regional differences funny? I’d call it a roll, although Mary favours ‘bap’.

Oof, Neighbours from Hull..

Fans of the motion picture ‘Father Earth’ may remember a dressing room radiator poking out above the desk. I’m disheartened to see Harrogate Theatre has now decided to conceal the ‘poking out’ radiator – a foolish decision, in my view. What do YOU think, followers?

Lovely to be back at the beautiful Harrogate Theatre. I wonder if after tonight my advertising contract with Yorkshire Tea will be renewed ?? 🙏

@peterhayes123 Lyme Regis Saturday November 22nd!

@johnshuttlewrth John: how about coming to Exeter again? If not, at least somewhere near…..

My 40th Anniversary Tour RAISE THE OOF is now on sale! For dates visit shuttleworths.co.uk/pages/tour.html

Dear “people of the world” I have two tickets for the SOLD OUT @otsfestival Graham Fellows show on Friday 10th October Firth Hall . @johnshuttlewrth if you could retweet for Graham that would be grand. Face value is £14 E- tickets . As they are for Yorkshire

@ParkBlair Oh yes, he just hadn’t put them out yet

@johnshuttlewrth No signed posters?

My merch seller Luke (he used to be in a Nirvana Tribute band - oof fantastic!) setting up the merch for tonight’s show at the Nottingham Playhouse. Note the plaster on his finger - covering an injury sustained while playing a blinking Nirvana song!