John smith

41 year old vs. 41 free throws

@Novig AI done turned SGA into Morris Chestnut

Which team would win in a 7-game series? 2018 Warriors without the 3-point line or 2026 Thunder without free throws

@WITHNO100S Let me hold a 3.5

I don’t like my mom’s boyfriend so I be stealing his weed

If the tacos don’t have cilantro and onion on it, BYE

Andrew Abbot you better be on your Ps and Qs tonight boy

@XHARPPP You listed 7 so I’ll list my 7: Pull up on a Kid, OD, With That, Worth It, Big Racks, Get High, Chanel(Go Get It)

Best Young Thug song of all time but you aren't allowed to say Check, Best friend, Digits, Halftime, Pick up the phone, Wyclef Jean or Relationship,..

@ThisIsJay216 The way the score looking rn fam ion think u missing out on shit 😭

Cavs play tonight and my son get in the car from school with a fucking trombone in his hand talking bout he got a band recital tonight he never told me bout… i hate kids man

sorry for not keeping in touch i literally have nothing to say

I'm officially leaving twitter. I spend entirely too much time on here. Take care everyone. I'll be back in 15 minutes.

@Honcho_WhoDey Ima enjoy my summer, as should they. Workout when u will, workout when u can 🤷🏽‍♂️💯

Bengals fans who are pretending they don’t care that Burrow isn’t with the team right now are like vegans. THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THEY DONT CARE 😂🤣😂😂

The more I think about that lil back n forth I had with that guy a week ago the angrier I get… “for a good cause” my ass

Whole league sleeping yall can’t tell us this ain’t a nice DLine

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

They think they/them

And you guys do nothing but tweet about it

@midwestern_ope I thought we were all homies wtf is this

@sxycookiemnstor You wasn’t wasn’t watching that game stop playing

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@dinonugs248 Emilio at his locker after he jsut checked his phone

@johnsmith1fka Yeah I hope he dont got social media man

The only reason I’m not going to kill myself is to solely be alive to piss on Emilio Pagans grave

@dinonugs248 I jsut searched his name and good Lord I would kill myself if that was me 💀😭💔

@johnsmith1fka I’m sick of that mf man 😭😭