Dustin Johnson
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@lindsay__stamp I try and look at stocks that pay dividends that would pay back the amount I invested in under 20 years. I’m no professional though
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@lowstakesdre Just played in my tournament this morning. Lasted about 4 hours and lost which is my average I think. Was doing well early on being chip leader at my table with around 80k, but then hands quit holding and I dwindled out. Hope you win yours though
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@Maga4liberty @FFT1776 So they’re admitting to committing fraud then, right?
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@itscarterhughes I actually used to know Omar Navarro years ago. Nice guy overall but definitely has that used car salesman mentality. Kind of like how Newscum is now
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@DanielleMejiaCA That’s a bit racist. I’d say maybe 15% don’t have licenses. I’m sure half don’t have insurance though. Lol
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I hate California freeways. I bet half of these people don’t even have licenses…
L.A. in a Minute@LaInaMinute
Rush hour The 405 May 13, 2026
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@femalebodybuil6 While I don’t agree with her politics, I’d still f*ck her brains out and maybe put a baby in her oven
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@insatiablevine Civil war hands down. My demons would love to be let loose on humanity
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@CAgovernor If you’re stealing more money in your final months, shoot me a million or 2 since I’m homeless and you haven’t done anything to help me
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@ScottSteiner You just lost one since I haven’t got a follow from you
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Check out chip2658's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8py6LTe/
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@lowstakesdre Yeah, if it was me, I’d be calling in sick the next day
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@johnson_du71706 When I make a deep run I end up playing very late ~ 2am.
It always sucks the next day but the feeling of a deep run in a tourney is worth it. Oh also winning money is great too.
Hasn’t happened recently however…
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@lowstakesdre I get crap like that here in California saying I was caught on the toll road and I’m like yeah, right and just delete the text
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Be honest… whose poster was on your bedroom wall when you were a teenager?
Mine was @CindyCrawford 😂

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@realsaadasad God you’re an idiot. He is a registered democrat. Go back to your Muslim sandbox and stay there
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