Adam Johnson

About to pin this so bad

@BarstoolBigCat Goalie didn’t have a stick! That should be illegal!

Well, this is the worst

@CodifyBaseball Joey Ortiz might break that this year

Have you ever even heard of Bill Brubaker? No one in history has had more plate appearances in one MLB season with the bases loaded than Brubaker had for the 1936 Pittsburgh Pirates. 57! No one else has ever had more than 47 in a single season and only three others have had more than 40.

Hey Trump, if you don’t have a leash for the rabid dog, Israel, should we get one for you?

@Statholesports After this past week, CB Bucknor still couldn’t even win this award. Poor guy going through it

🚨⚾️Strike of the Week!⚾️🚨 Let's see how far off the zone we can get an ump to call a strike in 2026. Umpire Ron Kulpa gets us off to a good start in the first week of ABS. MLB W1 baseballsavant.mlb.com/sporty-videos?…

@Brewers @ChristianYelich Put him in now @baseballhof

Yeli plates two for the lead in the 8th ‼️ @ChristianYelich

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @FrankTheTankHQ @VivaLaStool Nominating jenks for one of your fancy awards @NobelPrize

🚨 WEIGH IN 30🚨 REMAINS IN 270 CLUB •279.8 pounds (ATH 530+) •Blood sugar: A1C 5.4 (ATH 11+) •Frank down 250+ pounds overall! •Inching toward diabetic remission •Crossed 2 million steps in 2026 •Pacing for 8 million steps (goal) Frank had one of the most challenging months of his life and took no days off. Exercise wasn’t an added burden, but a refuge. Lifting weights 3 days a week compounded with 22K steps per day for 3 months has taken Frank’s health to annuder level. His strength, mobility, and flexibility continue to improve as Frank puts on muscle, which weighs more than fat. We are entering an exciting part of this epic journey where Frank might plateau in weight as fat is rapidly replaced by muscle. AI says Frank could be carrying 20-40 lbs of excess skin at this point. Imagine an immediate drop to 249 when he gets the skin surgery. Insane. Frank asked me to thank all of you for the support you’ve shown him, always, but especially this month. He never could’ve imagined having Tank’s Army in his corner, pushing him to be great everyday. The craziest part is he is just getting started. Anudder weigh in in the books

@JeffDLowe Sno Caps and popcorn is an elite combo

This sadly feels like an April Fool's setup, but absolutely genius if not.

@Brewers Gonna miss watching you play, Cash Considerations

We've made the following trade with SF

@EddieBarstool @UncleChaps @DonnieDoesWorld Epcot ball has the weirdest smell. Thank you for speaking out on it, Eddie

Overrated Tourist Destinations Draft ft. @UncleChaps & @DonnieDoesWorld Who ya got?

@StevenCRams @crypto_clubXX @disclosetv Hope he enjoys his two hour cyber security training class

@crypto_clubXX @disclosetv DOJ confirmed already. Dipshit probably fell for an amateur phishing email lol. reuters.com/world/us/iran-…

JUST IN - FBI director Kash Patel's personal email address hacked, says DOJ. This comes only a day after Iran-linked Handala hacking group claims it breached the FBI: "Soon you will realize that the FBI's security was nothing more than a joke."

@axios His greatest challenge is not fucking the furniture every time he enters an Ashley Furniture store. This would be a close second tho

Vance's greatest challenge: Making peace with Iran trib.al/RIYYPUq

@2chainz 🐐

This moment was confirmation that the message would find the right people. The Voice In My Head is God!

@desusnice Where is Bully stuck at this morning?

nicki’s album stuck in the strait of hormuz

You can have a black Snape as long as you also have a white Kingsley Shacklebolt. Call it the Platform Nine and Three-Fifths Compromise.

Joey Ortiz MVP season? Many are saying

@BlutmanMark Blutman family lineage might be related to the Bill Walton family lineage

Wishing my Pops a very Happy Birthday up there!! Forever young.

@HoodCertified Reds will probably finish third in central. They have good pitching this year (this has been said before)

NL East- Phillies Mets Marlins Braves Nationals NL Central Cubs Brewers Pirates Cardinals Reds NL West Dodgers Dbacks Padres Giants Rockies

Even though the real opening day isn’t til tomorrow, let’s do the yearly #HoodCertified predictions

@_willcompton Why use AI art?

Our duty

@AdamSchefter Think they all had a group chat? Think Flacco knows what a group chat is?

QB deals today: 🏈Zach Wilson to the Saints. 🏈Joe Flacco to the Bengals. 🏈Trevor Siemian to the Falcons. 🏈Andy Dalton to the Eagles.

@SnellSZN Xcel center still rules. Great tribute to high school hockey

Traveling to Minneapolis for my first ever Wild game and of course Kirill is out.