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List of people who care about your Ibiza holiday countdown 1. you 2. no one else 3. literally no one

@TheGameBakers photo mode is crashing the game on PS5 Pro as soon as you select it from the menu. The second time it happened it wiped my free solo save. It’s happened at different points on the map so doesn’t seem to be location specific

Obviously Kendrick Lamar's music is deeply and irrevocably rooted in the African American experience, but equally he really is out there living every British man's dream (receiving widespread adulation for loudly and repeatedly calling a disliked acquaintance a paedophiile)

@SadButMadLad @JohnSmi26267745 @JeanHatchet “Immediately go to an employment tribunal and get loads of money” That’s exactly how it works.

@JohnSmi26267745 @JeanHatchet Yes it. Because they can tell their manager that its wrong. If their manager fires them, they can immediately go to an employment tribunal and get loads of money.

I was refused service in The Castle pub after Nottingham Let Women Speak. No reason given other than “you’re with the big group”. I hadn’t done anything or said anything. I asked for 2 halves of lager and was refused service. No reason given other than “associating” with other women in the pub. I don’t know how he manages his pub working out who is associated with whom and what their politics are. It was very “Goody Jean you were seen consorting with….”

@JoelSnape @RoryStewartUK Used to be maybe

@johnsrichardson @RoryStewartUK I mean, almost everything I've heard him talk about in the past four months suggests this isn't true

This is very good - thank you

@NathanpmYoung @RoryStewartUK Sorry, that wasn’t directed at you. I don’t take issue with the use of AI in general terms but I find it somewhat depressing that someone would be like “see, the robot agrees with me” as a way to prove a point.

@johnsrichardson @RoryStewartUK The AI weakly pushes back against Stewart..

@JoelSnape Real Deep Throat energy to ‘your contact at Toblerone’

Seems legit. Can't wait for some free Toblerones!

@prwhittle Foreign Secretary. Clue’s in the name.

No, we must not forget Southport, Rotherham, Rochdale, Telford, Oxford…

@ByRobDavies Only £100? They must have very low turnover if that’s all they can afford.

Weird how many other people had the same idea to visit Sainsbury’s this evening

Thanks, Apple Intelligence

hiya mate yeah just wanted to see if the 23rd-27th sublet i saw on your ig stories is still available? i'd love to spend christmas dropping a full month's rent on your zone 3 new build, and save you paying for a catsitter while you go back to your parents, so works perfect for me

@anon_opin They’d go bust if it was turnover. Profit is the right word here.

Gambling companies should be forced to give half their turnover to good causes, like the lottery. There's no other justification for them to exist otherwise.

I'm hearing that the Hawk Tuah lady has done a rug pull, a sentence that would have made exactly no sense to me eight months ago

Today would be a good day to drop the Switch 2 reveal @Nintendo

Why it's time to let daylight in upon the magic. Another brilliant column by @arusbridger on Royal Finances. Something weirdly no other news outlet ever really talks about.. prospectmagazine.co.uk/world/monarchy…

I think it definitely does, mate!

@Focus_entmt Please can you add an option to remove the vignette and the low health red screen effect which sticks around for ages on PS5. We can already see the health bar but the continual vignette and a red screen half the time ruins all the hard work you’ve put into the visuals.

Dear players, We closely read your feedback regarding the latest patch for #SpaceMarine2 and we're actively working on another one including balancing fixes. It should release next week. Again, thank you for your support. For the Emperor. ⚔️

@OliDugmore I’m - genuinely - a big fan of how you made sure his spoken grammar errors were replicated into the subtitles. ‘Could of’ indeed.

I had fun today pointing out that a non English manager has actually quite recently won a major tournament with an England football team Couldn’t possibly tell you what else was behind a certain someone’s complaints