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John Stortz

John Stortz

@johnstortz

steady hands, wandering feet

Charleston, SC Katılım Şubat 2011
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Finally saw the little dude who has been haunting my neighborhood for months
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alien activity. call Scully and Mulder
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Had no idea Moebius did a Snoopy panel in honor of Charles Schultz. Need a framed poster of this so bad
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beach babe alert
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The possum hound on patrol
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timid wharf rat is about to gain her sea legs
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ground dwelling fruit bat daughter
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Boarding has started for Fhloston Paradise 🚀✨
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Wait it’s happening
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Didn’t know we adopted a showgirl.
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I guess I’ll start taking photos of my dog again. She’s a natural.
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@latkedelrey @BinAnimals Years ago we started seeing whistling ducks out of nowhere here in South Carolina. They have silly legs and are a treat to see. Anyway, I saw a bunch of them on a power line and seeing ducks all in a row on a power line stuck with me because my brain was like “y’all do that?”
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have you guys ever seen a tree full of turkeys? one time as a kid in winter i saw a huge maple tree, no leaves because it was january, absolutely full of turkeys, at like 11pm. when i shined a flashlight on it to see they all started making gobbling noises in unison. haunting
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Finally have another doughnut in my life :,)
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friendly zebra longwing
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love a night walk with my abstract cave painting of a dog
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what you see when you flip on the lights down in the marianas trench
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full crew rolling through
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DNA results came back. 100% sleep paralysis demon.
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