John Swan

@Jeremy3292 @NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy Time will tell

@johnswanlive @NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy They don’t and won’t do anything for subscribers.

FSD v14 Lite: @elonmusk & @aelluswamy, is there an update you can share on the progress of FSD v14 Lite for HW3 vehicles?

@Jeremy3292 @NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy I agree but doesn’t mean they can just abandon it they need to provide a free hw upgrade for those who subscribe Personally I would be happy with supervised lite if they manage to pull it off

@johnswanlive @NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy Only those who outright purchased FSD on a HW3 vehicle would be eligible for a free hardware upgrade. That is a small pool of people.

@Jeremy3292 @NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy What do you mean there are millions of cars with HW3 on the streets

@NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy I personally just don’t see this happening at any large scale. They’ll delay it as long as they can when most HW3 owners have dumped their cars or FSD transferred to a new AI4/AI5 vehicle. There will be a few (rightfully) stubborn people who stick it out, but not many.

@S0M0G @TSLA_inside_ @elonmusk You have to pronounce it clearly And it will start the nav immediately 😅. So ot if got it wrong, just ”No stop, I mean X in Y” And it will try again. It will solve it and it quite smooth

@S0M0G @TSLA_inside_ @elonmusk 50/50 so far understanding some Swedish names besides that it’s solid It does speak Swedish with weird accent and it will switch between Swedish and English on the fly by it self 😭 Maybe a setting or voice

I would kindly like to ask when the Netherlands and the rest of Europe that do not yet have Grok will receive it. @elonmusk $TSLA

@S0M0G @TSLA_inside_ @elonmusk Imported from Germany, maybe the reason why?

@johnswanlive @TSLA_inside_ @elonmusk What? I got the 2026.8 update yesterday but no Grok. Also Sweden. We have a 2024 HW4 pre-Juniper Model Y. Is the car originally from Sweden? Or did you import it from another EU country?

@72_yang3387 @wholemars The difference? You can put this on a bunch of cars on different brands around the world for just 999$ No approval, no regulations Open source FSD is still crickets for many parts of the world

Lmao Comma just dropped openpilot 0.11 "fully trained in learned simulation" and it's already shipping 💀 Simulation arc is cute and all, but Tesla's been doing real-world chaos at planetary scale for years and has unsupervised FSD fleets actually driving people around 😂 @elonmusk is out here speedrunning the entire autonomy game with Robotaxi expanding weekly and Optimus in the background. Legend 🔥 No competition! If you're here for the real race (not just sim cope) and daily Tesla madness, follow — I spam the actual updates and it's lowkey way more fun 😭🚀 @elonmusk #Tesla #Optimus #TSLA

Comma has released openpilot 0.11, which is it says was trained fully in a learned simulation It is shipping now for Comma owners

@WholesomeRaf @Genki_JPN So they can take our money

@johnswanlive @Genki_JPN Why does a 2026 game look like PS2 without $2k GPU or $1k console?

I do NOT want a future where all my games look the same. The faces all have the same gen AI look and it takes away the hand crafted touch from the original character models.

@TSLA_inside_ They made the FSD experience longer, right? It could mean they want more people to experience it once it is available. They do the same in the US, right? IE Is a marketing activity "Tesla Ride"

Dear Tesla fans, 3 days to go. Who thinks the RDW approval will come this Friday? $TSLA

@PSivir14 @Genki_JPN Not surprised..they want to sell expensive GPU!

@johnswanlive @Genki_JPN This is not how it looks for the average consumer. it is so obvious in the before images that they're using insanely low settings on the gameplay sections. I literally played this game a couple days ago I can tell you this shit is not what it looked like on my rig.

@forallcurious Optimus, def him

BREAKING NEWS🚨: An object was seen in the sky in Uşak and surrounding provinces. No one knows as of now for sure what it was!

@JEFETRADES The it’s best the refresh those farming skills

WHAT IF CHINA INVADES TAIWAN + Strait of Hormuz STAYS CLOSED🛑 Nobody is connecting these dots yet Taiwan makes 90% of the world's most advanced chips. TSMC manufactures for EVERY major tech company on the planet. If those fabs go dark, this isn't a dip. This is a STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE. Stocks that get DESTROYED 👇 Semiconductors. $TSM, $NVDA, $AMD, $AAPL, $QCOM, $AVGO, $ASML. Every single one depends on TSMC to make their chips. There is NO backup. Nvidia can't make GPUs. Apple can't make iPhones. AMD can't make processors. Full stop. The AI boom DIES overnight. $MSFT, $AMZN, $GOOG, $META. Every data center buildout, every model training run, every hyperscaler capex plan depends on chips that ONLY TSMC can produce at scale. Their entire growth thesis is GONE. Consumer and shipping. $DELL, $HPQ, Sony all lose their chip supply. The Taiwan Strait carries 50% of global container shipping. $ZIM, $FDX, $UPS all get crushed by the blockade. NOW here's where it gets interesting Stocks that BENEFIT 👇 Defense. $LMT, $RTX, $NOC, $GD, $LHX, $PLTR. Spending goes VERTICAL overnight. Domestic chips. $INTC becomes the most important company in America as the ONLY Western advanced fab. $GFS, $AMAT, $LRCX, $KLAC all surge as we scramble to build domestic capacity. Safe havens. $XOM, $CVX on the oil spike. $GLD, $SLV on the flight to safety. $AA on the aluminum supply chain chaos. THE PART NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT Taiwan doesn't just make chips for tech. They produce 35% of ALL chips globally. Cars. Medical devices. Military equipment. Appliances. A Taiwan invasion doesn't crash the stock market. It crashes the GLOBAL ECONOMY. This is not a prediction. But if you're not thinking about this risk while the Strait of Hormuz is ALREADY shut down and semiconductors are ALREADY under pressure from helium shortages, you're not paying attention.

@comma_ai Makes sense E2E meaning things like awareness (bikes, other cars) and stopping for emergency?

@johnswanlive We're still a little ways away from bringing nav back. Gotta ship great e2e longitudinal first!

What do you want to see in openpilot this year?

@Rewkang Yes but is a closed world with set rules Not so different from this 10 years ago karpathy.github.io/2016/05/31/rl/ Impressive yes but hopefully it takes a while before is ”5h of trench warfare”

Researchers trained a humanoid robot to play tennis using only 5 hours of motion capture data The robot can now sustain multi-shot rallies with human players, hitting balls traveling >15 m/s with a ~90% success rate AlphaGo for every sport is coming

@wholemars Dont ask customer what they want Ask what they need to deliver / accomplish

“If I had asked my customers what they wanted, they would have said a faster horse” — Henry Ford “The Cybercab should have a steering wheel” — Farzad

Pulling data and showing it on a dashboard is not OSINT There is no INTelligence just unverified and uncorrelated data Please stop 😅

@seanboisselle @TechLayoffLover Doesn’t matter, ship has already sailed and they will solve it without looking back

@TechLayoffLover When the inexperienced contractors encounter a novel problem outside the training set domain, the company will find out.

Atlassian just confirmed 1,600 layoffs with 900+ coming from engineering But I'm hearing the real story from inside Sources say they've been running "knowledge extraction sprints" for 6 months - recording every senior engineer's screen, logging their prompts, documenting their debugging workflows One architect told me they made him walk through his entire microservices decision tree while they filmed it. Called it "knowledge transfer for the transition team" The transition team? 47 contractors in Bangalore with access to his recorded sessions and a Claude Enterprise subscription Same architect just found out his replacement starts Monday. Guy makes $28k annually and ships code 40% faster using the exact prompt libraries they extracted They're not just cutting headcount - they're systematizing 15 years of engineering expertise into training data The "strategic AI focus" isn't about building AI products It's about replacing their entire engineering culture with agents trained on their senior engineers' knowledge Word is the CTO replacement already has the playbook: extract, document, offshore, automate If you're still there and they ask you to "document your processes for the team" - RUN The knowledge extraction is complete