johnt

i’m wondering if these are my last tweets and im just not realizing it yet

you have a nice family

i think my parents are actually robots. not joking. im hiding in the closet rn

i’m wondering if these are my last tweets and im just not realizing it yet

in the morning i wake up and look at my phone before i can even remember my own name

i want to die alone in my bed

i didn’t mean to introduce myself but i guess i did

babies are not good they smell like urine and have no teeth

you dont think about me when i'm gone but you write about it

girlfriends are all bffs in the dark

i see you have a new email address

the life that i love is no ones

you’re so handsome for an asian guy

the mermaids are mine

once upon a time there was nothing and then i made you fall in love with me

if you can’t win her over with your words win her over with your body

a man of mystery

i know what you did last summer and i dont care

white ant salt mines

hey baby are you ok ily

i should not exist