John Wetzel

Did you know over 50,000 kids are blind/visually impaired in the US? My daughter Addy is one of them. She is raising money for @PerkinsVision’s Everybody In! annual fundraiser. Please consider supporting bit.ly/addywalkforper…

Has anyone gotten Doom running on the DOGE website yet?

The fact that I’ve continued to gain followers on this mainly dormant account…

Pagers story is…

Seems like a lot of the Michelle Obama trending tweets are coming from right wing accounts?

Just found out an interesting project that can dynamically create a mindmap based on the markdown you provide. Here is a quick example with the CrowdStrike technical details blog 👇 - Markmap: markmap.js.org - CS blog: crowdstrike.com/blog/technical…

@jfslowik I can imagine him giggling to himself in public like a boomer, “heh that was a good one, eh” as everyone around him tries to awkwardly avoid eye contact. Then repeating the joke to everyone he sees for the next couple days

Really not looking forward to seeing this shit through November (and maybe beyond). I wonder how Usha Vance feels about remarks such as "vagina of color"

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@jfslowik This was the key with Ohio. The plan was for Biden to actually get voted in 2 weeks prior to the convention in order to beat Ohio’s August deadline for appearing on the ballot

Looking at one battleground state (Michigan), ballot access for the general hinges on who is declared the candidate by the nominating party's convention.

But there’s a twist: she’s stated that she has no interest in running for President. But the counter is that she formed her own federal PAC, she’s raising money nationally for the DNC, and she was even floated as VP in 2020 youtu.be/EOR1GlgJUUg?si…

Enter Whitmer. She’s the popular governor of a swing state (Michigan). She did the Democratic response to Trump’s State of the Union. She’s vice chair of the DNC. She’s even had her own (very bungled) assassination plot. 4/

Calling it now: I think we’re gonna see #KamalaHarris select @gretchenwhitmer as her running mate. Here’s my logic: 🧵

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Tagging @AndrewCyberKop @Gigs_Security so they don’t think I’m shading them

This is seriously my 18 career progression in two tweets

@HumansNoContext I love French fries

Love this! “We should try to find a way, at the federal level, to have grants to support #veterans who start small businesses.” -@GinaRaimondo

@Laughing_Mantis 1/3c of olive oil in a pan Slice 1/2 a head of garlic Sauté in garlic until golden but not burnt Add 1c pasta water, 1 tsp kosher salt, pinch of red pepper flake Reduce for 15 min Chop 1/2c of parsley Add spaghetti Grate a 2/3c of Parmesan cheese Add to reduced sauce

Imagine making the biggest bowl of spaghetti possible at 230 AM only to find out you don't have any sauce

@sherrod_im All HUMINTers rn

Do you ever feel like threat intelligence is just gossip with a lot of technical collection methods and tooling?