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- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

@x62904 its always over

its joever

george washington when the british had a 13 colony lead

Please watch out for red coats today, this world cup showed the world how much better we are. They are coming.

@Hipposareneat could never be a guy like me but happy for u hippo

dude the feeling of getting ur spark back and smiling and just being happy at generic shit is genuinely so nice like life has been so grim for me this past year and i'm just finally feeling like im real again and it's awesome

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

i got my bloodwork done and they said it was the most chinese blood they ever seen in a white man

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

@Hipposareneat these content creators always washed, forgy dead on the floor 😔

WORLD FIRST SINGULAR MISTWEAVER PALADINS KILL they said it couldnt be done yet we did it everyone is speechless at our display of prestige and skill yet again shaping the meta and paving the way for a new style of gaming

@Hipposareneat hippo werent u wagging your tail at rsham last patch

if you are raid healing as anything other than a resto druid it is stolen valor, rdruid is the peak of complexity and if you play something like pres or rsham there is actually just no hope for you. your soul will be weighed on the scales of fate and you will lose.

I ain't going anywhere until I see Monkey D Luffy be king of the pirates

PSA 10 Bin Laden

@Hipposareneat might be one of ur best tweets

drinking a 32 ounce coldbrew and arguing in class discords and taking everything as a personal attack is literally the only way i get through my mornings these days

@Hipposareneat this is really a feat, especially if u consider that i know you were RPing in between rounds queuing with someone from moon guard

they said it could never be done. they said a chud like me could never reach 1600 in the 2v2 bracket. they all doubted me. now look at them, they are so stupid.

@Hipposareneat grats!!! you ate!! I watched it live!!

too easy for a handsome young bachelor like myself

why did kaido try to kill himself by jumping from a sky island hes a devil fruit user he can just hop off a boat in the middle of the ocean is he stupid