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I'm happy I chose right. The real GOAT CR7 @CRonaldoNews @Cristiano

@yabaleftonline lol 😂

So rude😭😂

A man in Oregon has been arrested after being accused of illegally fishing for rare sharks and wrestling them

@Dexerto Oregon man arrested for illegally fishing rare sharks… then wrestling them for the ’gram. Sixgill and sevengill sharks are protected for a reason, bro. Next time stick to catfish. Wildlife officers had to watch this circus for months 😂

“UK justice system in 2026: Drug dealer caught laundering £300k + cocaine dealing gets to stay because his daughter wets the bed. Priorities are wild. British victims of his crimes get nothing, but ‘therapeutic intervention’ for bedwetting wins the day. When does public safety come first? 🇬🇧😤”

Albanian drug dealer Shpresim Koka has been spared a deportation order after serving time for drug dealing and money laundering because his daughter wets the bed. He told the appeals court his daughter needed 'therapeutic intervention' due to her accidents – which worsened during his time in jail. Couldn't make it up could you?

@TouchlineX @MatteMoretto Wow

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Como really like Joshua Zirkzee. — @MatteMoretto

@yabaleftonline lol 😂

Food critic Opeyemi Famakin shares his reaction on Geh Geh’s wedding clips

@Arsenal I love it 🥰

POV: Securing the new Arsenal away kit 🤝 🕶️ Made with Oakley Meta

@DeadlineDayLive Let goo

🚨 Julián Álvarez is ready to do whatever it takes to fulfil his dream of joining Barcelona. 💙❤️ The Argentine has told Barça he is prepared to take two steps to force his transfer: ▪️ Speak directly with Atlético Madrid to help unblock the move. ▪️ Make a public gesture. Everything is expected to happen very soon. ⏳ (Source: SPORT)

@TouchlineX @sport Crazy one

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: PSG want Ferran Torres and will offer him a 4-season contract with a salary higher than what he earns at Barça — @sport

@NigeriaStories Sujimoto say start car wash with ₦0, wash 40 cars daily, pay boys 50%, then sell tomatoes trucks 😂 My guy forgot fuel, NEPA, boys wey go thief omo and customer wahala. Motivation or movie?

“If I had to start afresh with ₦0.00, I’ll open a car wash; wash 40 cars daily with quality omo, that’s 40k daily, ₦1.2M monthly. Then hire boys, pay them 50% per wash, that’s ₦6M a month, then open branches, and start selling trucks of tomato and onions.” ~ CEO Sujimoto says

@Dexerto Pokemon Center Mega Tokyo reopening next month after that tragic March stabbing 🔥🕹️ The Pokemon community healing and back stronger!

Pokemon Center Mega Tokyo will reopen next month after closing following a fatal stabbing in March

@TouchlineX @TheSun Crazy

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Bruno Fernandes earned £9.2 million from image rights alone during the 2024/25 season. His sponsorship deals include Nike, DHL and EA Sports. — @TheSun

🚨 Yan Diomande has reported back to RB Leipzig for mandatory fitness and medical testing ahead of the new season. 🇨🇮 Talks between Real Madrid and Leipzig remain at an advanced stage, but until a full agreement is reached, the 19-year-old will continue training with the Bundesliga club. ⏳ (Source: @Plettigoal)

@DeadlineDayLive Let goo

🚨 PSG are pushing to sign Ferran Torres after missing out on Yan Diomandé. 🇪🇸❤️💙 The French champions are targeting the Barcelona forward, who would be very interested in reuniting with Luis Enrique, having worked together with the Spain national team. The deal is expected to cost between €40M and €50M. 💰 (Source: RMC Sport)

@DeadlineDayLive That crazy lol 😂

People really turned up for King Mitchy yesterday…. All the skit makers and content creators Dey inside this video, na Carter efe own go dey different 😭😂