Po!son (SEEING DAN AND PHIL)

the lamb and the butcher⋆𐙚 ̊. #phanart

@rioserenity_ Minecraft xp farm easy

pretend you're 10 & this is the youtube search bar

@dipliesdormant OMG a phan imagine I haven't seen yet, thank you for bringing this to my eyes 🙂‍↕️

guys what if this happens

@phenstruation I'm so invested now and don't even know who this is about

making an alt account at 25 years old for the sole purpose of interacting with minors who have blocked you (which is setting a boundary that u should respect) is insanely creepy and i dont understand why we're not talking about that

oh wait my glasses are actually working, I just need to keep my eyes moist

@phandomeden LMAO HAHA

@jojo24011 girl id still be hating on this person if we were on youtube shorts

hmm. is anyone else spotting some favouritism

my twt seems to be twittering instead of phwittering can somebody pls bring me back i need to talk to a gay person I'm suffocating

yeah that sucks its not like your James Marriott and can put it back or smth

@bilvybites don't do that, it'll ruin your life

id look so much better if i wasnt scared of vomit / vomiting

@iwtphanpire 🤏🤏🤏 LOUDER

can yall just mute people who are posting shit you don’t like and shut the fuck up

wait no guys I'm so funny please give me attention

it's okay guys I changed my profile picture—now all my problems are definitely solved...

OHHHH nobody interacts with me because I'm lowkey never posting about Dan and Phil 😭 they're not even my profil pic

what’s crazy about being faceless on this account is that i’m so hot and y’all don’t even know it

@phandomeden oh right this is twitter 🫩

@jojo24011 because they piss me off and I have free will

With each new brick we melt with tears, we’re crumbling walls and stairs And I’d crawl through all of the rubble to be with you now

@phreckles thats lowkey how I feel so it's fine 🙂‍↕️ we're just build different, also I started realizing that sometimes I am just slower with stuff than others so I started giving myself 3 years on average longer, like if others my age are partying now, maybe I'll do that in three years

i am Genuinely a loser like i am a chud i do nothing all day everyday and i have one single irl friend that doesn’t even fw me

does anybody else have their auto-caps off, but they press the first letter caps out of reflex evertime they text and then they think about the letter and delete it to make it lowercaps again?