Eli Trichon

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Eli Trichon

Eli Trichon

@jokeofeli

Stand Up Comedian based in NYC.

Lower East Side, Manhattan Katılım Şubat 2014
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@elonmusk Who cares? Some laws are meant to be broken. Talk to Rosa Parks.
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Everyone buys stuff from either Walmart or Amazon. Which I think explains why the people in the rural parts of the country are so angry. Because Walmart is way shittier than Amazon.
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Eli Trichon@jokeofeli·
I’ve learned so much from Covid. Like how every virus has an inoculum- the amount of virus it takes to cause an actual infection. So don’t worry baby, it’s just a touch of HPV.
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Eli Trichon@jokeofeli·
Despite moving sales online, Girl Scouts are not selling their baked goods. It’s not about cookies it’s about eye candy.
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Eli Trichon@jokeofeli·
I text old friends to set up a phone catch up talk and they’re like “sure when’s good for you?” And I’m like anytime between now and April!
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Eli Trichon@jokeofeli·
My grandma Is 96, and said the one thing she wanted but won’t get in life is great grandchildren. She can’t hear but I rubbed her back gently and said, “I’ll knock somebody up for you grandma” #Thanksgiving #Grandma
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Eli Trichon@jokeofeli·
Is it too early to start planning for Halloween? Because I want to be Jessica Jones #JessicaJones
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