Joker

big chungus

sojiro said it's my turn to use the brain cell

me: wow i really couldn't get any gayer narrator: he will get much gayer

you can't legally stop me

*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*

why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn't study for

how can the earth be flat if my life is continually going downhill

Horny People Go To Jail

dark sun but every time we touch, i get this feeling, and every time we kiss, i swear i could fly

honey i'm home

*seductively whispers into your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

imagine this a fidget spinner but it's got knifes taped to it

sweatpants that say 'fool' on the ass

Calm down.

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with god

rat time

god released me into the wild and now he's hunting me for sport

its like i always say: fuck

i'm 50% caffeine, 50% charisma and 100% gay

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat