Dr Joker ☯︎︎ 🪼

Put God First.

the graveyard is full of men who thought they had more time

The money being saved by not dating is crazy

Cashier: Your child will be very happy 35 year old me:

If I have a problem with her sitting close to me in church, then I have no place being in church.

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we are arguing, I'll let you be.

We used up a lifetime of luck winning that UCL in 2015.

It took me 27 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just confidence.

Les gens te voient distant, froid, absent… Ils croient que tu les ignores. Mais en vrai, tu es en train de mener la plus grosse bataille de ta vie… Et tu la mènes seul, sans rien dire.

i hate how networking be feeling like dickriding to me

Les gens ne se rendent pas compte que cela peut vraiment vous arriver. Se retrouver sans abri, mourir, perdre son emploi, être fauché, avoir faim, être malade… n’importe quel malheur peut survenir en un clin d’œil. La vie est ainsi faite, alors gardez toujours votre ...

Normalize lying to anyone who is too curious about your private life.

Michael Jackson - Beat It

Já pensaram que antes de descobrirem o coma, mta gente pode ter sido enterrada viva?

Your 20s will teach you that you’ll be alone on the saddest day of your life but the sun will rise again and you’ll live

Dear Men, Buy good things for yourself too.

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

• No HIV. • No cancer. • No diabetes. • No heart disease. • No kidney disease. • No serious sickness. Be thankful to God.

Going through his phone and you see screenshots of you cheating

If you don't respect small money, you'll never see big money.