Jon Greendale

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

@Toffeeblue1878 I thought this about @DeclanGraham13

Mad how can you get married and still be a massive virgin.

@SkySportsNews Biggest gimp ever

"The Man of Steel award doesn't mean anything to me" 😬 England Head Coach Shaun Wane discusses his decision not to include Jake Connor in his squad for the upcoming Ashes series 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Let’s buy Lammens to keep playing Bayindir who is evidently sh*t. Baffling.

@ManUtd Why isn’t Tom Heaton fucking starting, I’m sick to death of having to watch two absolute muppets in goal

Ruben names his XI to face Burnley 👊

@AdamMcKola Tom heaton is literally our best keeper, vitek on loan at Bristol city is better than them two as well, shambles

Altay and Andre gonna cost this manager if we're not careful. Get Tom Heaton in ffs.

@PoorEPLreferees New season same old agenda against United, we’ve ruined to many childhoods

Yes that should have been a penalty for Manchester United after Saliba went through the back of Cunha without making any contact with the ball.

@Jackle2k22 @hullfc_stats Played the full 80 after 15 weeks out and hardly gets mentioned

@hullfc_stats Thought lane had a good game tbf didn't do anything fancy just went about his business

Total tackles made yesterday 311 with only 47 misses compared to Leigh who made 357 and missed 33 Top tacklers were: Cartwright: 39 Bourouh: 36 Lane: 28 Hardaker: 26 Eseh: 25

@edwards_08 @Manutd_addicts 👍🏻👍🏻 little rat

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Jason Wilcox sending a strong message to garnacho and chelsea: As long as I’m Director of Football, Chelsea won’t bully us. If Garnacho refuses a good offer, he’ll train with the reserves. His Football career will be finished. #MUFC

@SilversRef Why have you not tweeted this in previous weeks when they’ve got a pumping? Or is it cos it’s fc…

Embarrassing all round. Just screws the competition. Positions in the table could be down to points difference. How is this right? Feel for those Salford players and staff

@hullfcofficial Love it lads, who showed us respect last season, fuck um

Admin currently:

@andysmit69 nice to see you’ve changed your profile you big fat cunt hahahah, why you blocked @DeclanGraham13 little fat so

@ManUtd please play Tom Heaton for the rest of the season, can’t stand this useless cunt in goal anymore

OOOOOLLLLDDD FAITFULLLLLL

@UTD_Louie Ahhahahahahahahhaha

Content, delicious content

Av that you horrible set of cunts. UNITED UNITED UNITED

Another battling performance… desire, willingness to fight as a team! @ManUtd ❤️ Bet the ref’s gutted 😱🤯

@thattgirljade @DeclanGraham13

a man getting too drunk n throwing up is so girly to me 😭 like omg be a man