Jonah Barkey
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Jonah Barkey
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Mediocre Sports Takes.

Here is what it realistically takes to get a deal done between Utah and Washington. This is not me saying that a deal is going to happen, I now put those odds at 2%, but if they are serious this is what would most likely happen in this situation.






Drafting a Kentucky Guard is basically a guaranteed hit 😭

If the Oilers signed him to that deal, you already know how it would go: “OMG… $7.75M for a guy whose career high is 26 goals and who only averages 56 games a season?!” “Management is wasting McDavid’s discount again.” But the second the Blues do it? “What a steal.” “He probably should’ve gotten $10M.” Same player. Same numbers. Completely different narrative. You know it’s true.


Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

Should the NHL introduce the Gold Plan?

Someone “who has a say” in the Cardinals’ building is pushing “really, really hard” for Jeremiyah Love at No. 3, per @McShay13 👀








