Jonah

never have i experienced as emasculating a moment as walking around this weekend with a starbucks to-go hot cup in prague — that will never happen again

how many men have we landed on the moon and whatsapp still hasn’t figured out how to add an invisible message

@zachgeleott you’ve only gone and hit the nail on the head laddy

@jonahsc_2 Slept Apt Incredible words lad

words that end with “pt” are fucking peak

as soon as monocles come back in style i’m buying 4

expansive bus windows are theater

turns 77 in two days and still doing this god bless her

@IlanTauber @baldwinmcpoole @ColShinto normally “maybe next year” works for a lot of teams but with spurs it would be laughable to lie like that

$14 for a coffee and croissant?? yeah nah i’m ready for study abroad

devin williams, man to man, to say you are bad at baseball would be an understatement.

@danjaime14 @IlanTauber yet it will never be as good a day to be a yankee hater as it is to acknowledge the rays cycle of pure, incessant, beautiful mediocrity (if we’re being generous)

@IlanTauber clear as the day is blue

if the babka isn’t a little undercooked i don’t want it

@IlanTauber @abbeisgreat @abbeisgreat hahahah

i don’t believe in jet lag just in the sense that it can be handled so easily

candy is the sixth man of the year of food

@jonahsc_2 No better feeling fr 😌

there’s something about pulling into a driveway after a long road trip

why offer anything other than a proper wedge? what am i supposed to do with this unsqueezable little piece of shit