Jon Alft

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Jon Alft

@jonalft

Stand-up Philosopher @greenbaychat Podcast

Titletown, USA Katılım Eylül 2011
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Jon Alft
Jon Alft@jonalft·
"They're never gonna survive." --me, grumbling about my kids as I rearrange the dishwasher that they just loaded.
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
I just learned on Yahoo News that there is apparently a Twitter account impersonating me. Just a friendly warning--I will sue.
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Dusty
Dusty@DustyEvely·
All I’m saying is that if someone has a Reebok Atari Bigby jersey in XXL they’d be willing to part with, I’d love to talk to them.
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ThePack_Man
ThePack_Man@___ThePack·
@SeeColes Imma look into the cushion because I was just gonna wing it lol
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DBrown
DBrown@DBAAU2021·
@RepJackKimble Nice. Now why are we selectively going after countries like Iran, Venezuela and Cuba but ignoring the Epstein files? Mr Trump ran on releasing them not attacking other countries and starting Wars. I appreciate your response.
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Eric Alper 🎧
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·
Which artist has the most impressive catalogue — start to finish, no skips?
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DDG
DDG@DDG97560547·
@RepJackKimble A ballroom and arch are NOT for the American people. They are for a narcissist‘s ego. You are a delusional sycophant.
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Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
We choose to build the ballroom in the White House and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard
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Jon Alft
Jon Alft@jonalft·
@Todd_Spence The streaker is Pat McCormick. He was one of the head writers at the time. You know him better as Big Enos Burdette.
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Todd Spence
Todd Spence@Todd_Spence·
Ed laughing like it was a joy to see Carson almost get attacked lol
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Todd Spence
Todd Spence@Todd_Spence·
That time a streaker broke onto THE TONIGHT SHOW set mid-taping and scared the hell out of Johnny Carson 😂 perfect reaction from everyone
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Ryan
Ryan@BrewPack8·
How badly we think I’d get screwed on this
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ThePack_Man@___ThePack·
Anyone that’s been to Lambeau, how are the End Zone seats in the lower level?
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Darryl Moody
Darryl Moody@DarrylMoody17·
@RepJackKimble What about all the sleezy shit trump and his family are doing? Like Mike Johnson, you probably don't know what I'm talking about, right?🤨
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
I am thrilled that DOJ is indicting Raul Castro. Fidel was such a sleazeball dictator that he made it illegal for the Cuban government to audit him or his family.
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Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
Wow! The GOP Is dominating in the primaries tonight. It's going to be a red wave come November
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Easton Butler
Easton Butler@Easton__Butler·
NUMBERS UPDATE: CB Marlon Jones will wear #46 (previously worn by CB Tyron Herring)
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Jon Alft
Jon Alft@jonalft·
@JiggyStardust42 @RepJackKimble Friend, you are angry at a person who knows how to play along with a parody account…and you completely missed the parody part of the equation.
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JiggyStardust@JiggyStardust42·
@jonalft @RepJackKimble Do we have to teach you like a 3rd grader? If you can replace it with you are then it's you're. As in you're a dumbfuck.
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