Jonas Garvin

Need a laugh? My latest comedy special SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW is now available! Here’s the link…creationstudios.online

Anyone have ANY #MondayMotivation ??? #somewhereovertherainbow

#MakeAliensGreatAgain ???? How can we do that with ICE snatching them up? #somewhereovertherainbow

Just read a news story that lots of salmon are now contaminated with cocaine in certain waterways. No word if the fishermen who catch said salmon will be subject to fines or perhaps risk being lox-ed up. #fridayvibes

That’s NINE in a row for DA @Cubs !!! #flythew

Hoping I get picked before Uncle Rico in the #NFLDraft

DRAFT DAY. So yes, you can go ahead and order a draft beer with your breakfast. You have my permission. #BEARDOWN #somewhereovertherainbow

Make sure to double your beer intake as to double your recycling on this #EarthDay

Is there a better #tuesdaymotivations than knowing you’re gonna have fried chicken for lunch!!? #somewhereovertherainbow

HAPPY 4 20. That is all. #somewhereovertherainbow

Get some!!! One of the greatest songs ever! music.apple.com/us/album/right…

Whiskey bottles, brand new cars. Oak tree you’re in my way.

@ThatEricAlper Poor-sicles.

#sundaymorning you sure looked fine. Friday I’ve got traveling on my mind. #somewhereovertherainbow

A GOOD SATURDAY MORNING TO YOU AND YOURS! #somewhereovertherainbow

CUBS WIN!!!! Happy Friday y’all! #flythew #somewhereovertherainbow

PULP FICTION is trending. Quick question….anyone know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris? #somewhereovertherainbow

@BobGolen I suddenly have the craving for four fried chickens. And a Coke.

Good Thursday. I’ve said it before and watching this current press conference I’ll say it again. Pete Hegseth is full of shit. I’m gonna watch some cartoons now. #somewhereovertherainbow

Since Nico Hoerner is trending I’ll just take a quick minute to say GO CUBS GO!!! #flythew #somewhereovertherainbow

When I see #DUMBMONEY all I can think of is DUMB AND DUMBER when they realize they have a briefcase full of cash!!! #somewhereovertherainbow