jonathan brunner

when i was a kid i always thought crazytown was a real place

for halloween i'm being an invisible guy

girls don't like boys, girls like harry styles and crying

@JohnCena where are you though? i can't see you

Yeah…immediately had to hit the gym after hearing this. #SharkWeek

drinking in the old west must have been crazy. just getting hammered and drunk driving 35 miles on a horse

telling me to think for myself is the worst advice anyone can give me

in LA “let’s get coffee sometime” means both hello and goodbye

i gotta feeling the swifties are gonna jan 6 the umg offices

i straight up can't walk out of ulta without smelling like 5 different kinds of awesome

tbh i would totally destroy jason street in murderball

i thought i saw bryan stars on ventura blvd but it turns out it was just some crackhead in an aeropostale shirt asking for change

"thank u for ur service" - me talking to a service dog

tbh i would be quite annoyed if someone gave me a partridge in a pear tree

i remember one time i drank a four loko outside of the white house

it's all fun and games until your oversized t shirts start fitting

@SannyDamet i was waiting for someone to say that

@jonathanbrunner Imagine draggin these nuts across the sphere

@LittleHurt my moms follows me on here so i cant talk

one of the biggest things i have learned while living in LA is that my right nostril is ticklish but my left nostril is not

the concept of self help is insane. you’re trusting ME to help ME???

looking back it’s honestly amazing that i did age 7 completely sober