Jonathan Fernandes

@iamstake @ItDoBeDru @stupidflacko

COLDPLAY EMERGENCY!!! BMS is doing a surprise sale of Coldplay Mumbai tickets as we speak. Open BMS right now!!! The sale started at 5AM. Very limited tickets went on sale. There's still some tickets available. Go try your luck! Thank you @ItDoBeDru for heads up!

@rajtoday @coldplay @stupidflacko

Exclusive local trains have been organised for a popular event in Navi Mumbai. A full tariff paid local train has been booked by the organiers of the @coldplay shows to ferry those who have booked their tickets. mid-day.com/mumbai/mumbai-…

@SwiggyInstamart @stupidflacko You😋

Name a snack that is today's date (10/10)😋

@ActusDei @sashindnj @stupidflacko

Many people who didn't get Coldplay tickets are considering Abu Dhabi & Hong Kong. Here's the math. Infographic by @sashindnj

@prinkalmishraa @stupidflacko 🥲

@partynextchor @stupidflacko

@ishirakumar @NiraliNegi @bookmyshow @coldplay @stupidflacko

@NiraliNegi @bookmyshow @coldplay welp, @bookmyshow gave early access to one of their affiliates (they’re posting reels made by his company) to bulk buy tickets that he is admittedly selling at 3x so….

@stupidflacko @cherrymintjulep Lol. Factos

@cherrymintjulep @jonathanf2096

@aviralbhat @stupidflacko

Simple hack to watch Coldplay now that tickets in Mumbai are 1.1L: Step 1: Have 1L in your bank account Step 2: Pay 40K to Cathay Pacific to fly to Hong Kong Step 3: Pay 20K for Coldplay tickets in HK Step 4: Spend 30K on food and acco Enjoy, and save 20K

@dominos_india @stupidflacko

#DominosIndia #Coldplay

@osowxvyy @stupidflacko

@TeamCRonaldo @stupidflacko

Cristiano & Georgina today. 🤣

@nocontextfooty @stupidflacko

@stupidflacko @HipHopAllDayy When did he win the first one though?🤔

@jonathanf2096 @HipHopAllDayy

Drake is hinting that he’s ready to go for a second battle with Kendrick Lamar 👀😳 — "We will win game 2" (via his instagram)

@deepigoyal @DUALIPA @stupidflacko

Zomato Feeding India Concert (ZFIC) is back! Headlining this year’s event is my favourite global pop icon, @DUALIPA, an inspiration to millions worldwide! ZFIC is our endeavour to strengthen India’s resolve to eradicate malnutrition and hunger in the country through community mobilisation. This is just the beginning of the movement and I couldn’t be more excited! See you all on November 30th in Mumbai, to experience the uniting power of music! Stay tuned! Pre-sale tickets go live on the Zomato app starting August 27th. @FeedingIndia @zomato

@dekhane_mukul @stupidflacko

My friend Suhas donated Rs.5000 to PM/ CM Relief Fund. On the other hand, I bought two bottles whisky worth Rs 5000/-. The question is who contributed more to the growth of our country ? 01. On the Rs 5000 Suhas donated, he got a 30% tax rebate. Therefore, he actually landed up earning back Rs 1500/-. In other words, by donating Rs 5000 he made a net contribution of just Rs 3500/- to the country. 02. On Alcohol, the total taxes (excise and GST) added up to approximately 72% of the MRP. So when I paid Rs 5000,/-, Rs 3600/- went to the state exchequer... Against 3500 rs from Suhas ...and 48 pegs of pleasure from two bottles 750 ml whisky bottle 🍷🍷. And the tandoori chicken , peanuts, soda and other bites he consumed worth Rs 5000 along with whisky contributed about 1000 Rs more to government. That makes it 4600 vs 3500. Therefore, not only did I contribute more, I created jobs at the Distillery, their suppliers of labels, bottles, caps, machinery , Poultry farms , Snack companies, jobs at the Marketing Company, jobs at the Wine Shop , Retail shops selling chicken, snacks and moreover I was in high spirits doing so, .... while Suhas doesn't even know where his money went !! Think of it... Next time, Buy a Bottle of Whisky ‘you’ serve your Nation !!! Be a responsible citizen!! Have a lovely day and also be in high spirits !!!🥃🥂 #Sarcasm

@retheeshraj10 @stupidflacko

Emotional Reunion !! After 6 Days Of Searching For His Owner. ❤️#WayanadLandslide

@tbhshiii @stupidflacko

Yummm😋✨

@rahsh33m @stupidflacko Kshitij spotted