Jonathan Ayestas

“The Gang Defrauds the Elite” New episode title for ya. Please pay me $9999999 if you use it @alwayssunny @RobMcElhenney

@VictorCarlstrom He is the reason why the phrase “men ain’t s**t” exists.

Ladies 🚨 here is the brutal truth you need to hear: After twenty years at the top of the game, I have seen it all, and my verdict for the ladies is devastating but true. Most women are terrible at picking up men. They sit around waiting for guys to approach them and end up with whatever broke, awkward, zero-value loser shows up. No wonder your life is miserable and full of regrets. The path to a dream life is through a high-quality man who protects and provides for his woman. Anything less is a guaranteed life of struggle and regret. If I were a woman, this is the exact roadmap I would use to secure a high-quality man and build the dream life every woman secretly craves. 1. Level up your body to the highest level. Gym, strict diet, full discipline. Men with money and power do not chase average. They want perfection. If your body is average, so is your dating pool. 2. Go full luxury. Book an elite plastic surgeon. New tits are crucial. Every real man loves them. Simple as that. Tight waist, polished face. Like it or not, men are very visual. Upgrade your presentation significantly if you want to attract high-quality men. 3. Start fishing in the right waters. Change your environment. Stop partying with broke boys and begin fishing in billionaire waters. Yacht clubs, luxury hotels, and business lounges are where you find high-quality men. 4. Make the first move. Yes, approach him. A powerful tactic is to write your number on a note with a short compliment and hand it to him. Men respect confident and feminine energy. You will stand out instantly, and you have just moved ahead of every passive woman still waiting for the right man who shows up. 5. It is a numbers game. Like everything else in life. Do not settle for anything less than elite quality. The chance that the first man with a watch and a smile is your soulmate is almost zero. Go through your options and experience some rejections; it will only make you stronger. Then sooner or later, you will find your soulmate, the man who gives you a life ALL women desperately crave to have. 6. This is very important. Get a clear photo of his face early and run face recognition online. That gives you full background access. If he is broke, weak, or low value, walk away immediately. NEXT. The insanity needs to stop. No more broke men who pay with coupons and split the bill. You have one life, do not throw it away and end up miserable, full of regrets. Choose a life with a high-quality man and it will become the Love story you could never even dream about. Good luck, queens. Play to win. P.S. Yes, I could easily teach any woman how to attract any man she desires and be for women what Andrew Tate is for men, a builder of high-quality value. But I’m on a mission from God, so there’s no time for distractions. Therefore, sorry, ladies, the ultimate high-quality man is busy 😎

Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done

I’m just happy to get to work with you on ZPZ 🤩😎

A few of the dinosaurs here are roaring loudly and are genuinely starting to piss me off 😫

@PopCrave Oh cry me a river

Justin Timberlake’s mugshot has been released.

Like 6 dinosaurs just started roaring for like no reason lmfao

one of our dinosaurs just took a huge crap 🤢

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has been found guilty by the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park as well.

checking out the dinosaurs. pretty interesting

BREAKING: Jurassic Park is closing early today. A lot went wrong way quicker than normal.

be warned a few dinosaurs are out “stretching their legs”. will get them bank in enclosures soon (if able)

Our dinosaurs are starting to weird me out

Fuck it. Creating a new type of dinosaur

We are not shutting down again. Period. We don’t care how bad this shit gets.

@DiGiorno Capri sun

Drop your zodiac sign and we'll tell you what pizza you are.

T. rex heading to the White House just wants to talk

Solves everything.

About to reach maximum capacity. Need one guy to leave.

@JackFreeman_13 @TheStateHornet Big congrats!

Excited to announce that I’ve been selected as the next Editor-in-Chief of @TheStateHornet! Thank you to everyone who supported me on this journey, can’t wait to uphold the legacy set by those before me.