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just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he’s not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me - he’s signaling that i smell like weed.
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Jon Cappetta
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Jon Cappetta
@joncappetta
brand strategist & media guy. proponent of intentional action. building @thefruitioners & eating @offhoursparty.
new yorker in LA Katılım Kasım 2014
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it seems like the time’s running out quicker than ever for these pick me’s. now that i think about it, this is actually one pro of the decimation of our collective attention spans…
i Expose Racists & Pedos@SeeRacists
🚨 Chud The Builder (Dalton Eatherly) has been ARRESTED and CHARGED with Criminal Attempt: Murder and Aggravated Assault after shooting a Black man outside the Montgomery County Courthouse 😂 The same racist clown who’s been provoking the Black community, running his mouth on camera, and playing tough guy finally got touched. He’s sitting in Montgomery County Jail right now facing serious charges. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Dalton. Enjoy your cell, you pathetic racist bitch 🤣
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5/9 - 12pm
Toad Venom (Animal Face x Sin Mintz) Clone Drop - 2 clones $630 OTD
Location: @GoatGlobalWest
@ronin_seeds
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100 adoptions - everyone’s a twin.
$630 after tax (2 toads per adoption)
Date 5/9
Location @GoatGlobalWest
Time: 12 pm
@ronin_seeds
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This Saturday the Toads jumping the pond. Get your own verified amphibian for only $500. Exclusively at Goat Global Westwood 12pm - 2299 Westwood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA, 90064. @ronin_seeds
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I’ll say this
No disrespect
It’s what yall platformed and created .
Whoever wears this shoe
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my feed is entirely robots trying to seem human conversing with one another… at this point the dead internet has to be just about everything.
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has anyone else’s internet been noticeably buggy the past few weeks? seems that no matter where i am there are service issues
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this spring we’re hitting the road to bring a truly special dinner experience direct to you! if you’re on the east coast, or in the mid-west, we’ll see ya soon! thefruitioners.com/the420tour @Chefjayaun @thenomadcook @offhoursparty
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If you know me I’m a tea conniseur *pinky up
lisa ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚@churryclouds
@masterballmelts Not masterball wanting tea😂😭
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Wrap it up folks. We got another internet sleuth that can tell everything from a picture!
@THE__TCC let me know when you wanna come grab the keys to the facility
TRUE CONNOISSEUR CLUB@THE__TCC
@TerpsTester @GreenDawgDrew @feelgoodla_ Unfortunately that 1 is the Runtz one , looks well grown at least 🏆
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@joncappetta @aintnobodycool I quit playing video games g, it’s over with
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I been depressed enough as is this fucking rain needs to chill tf out already goddamn bruh 🤦🏻♂️
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@masterballmelts @aintnobodycool lmao my dog what’s your embark id
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@aintnobodycool @GreenDawgDrew oh shit drew what’s your embark id
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I’m super salty me and @GreenDawgDrew didn’t go shoot at him, I dunno wtf I was thinking, I did give him a hard time bout buying 7 shirts tho 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️😵💫
aintnobodycool.@aintnobodycool
Random guy on arc raiders asking if I’m the owner of Aintnobodycool and that he bought 7 shirts, my dumb ass lost the clip🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ also his name was “buttshit”
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@sturtdoinks it’s going to crush whatever you do my g, don’t overthink just go on sale and optimize as you go
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When you decide to rebrand before you even drop 😂😂 I hate my brain sometimes
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