Jon D. Forrest

It’s been 4 years since Tennessee Tennesseed on me.

@natebargatze my buddies @jorden25hoffman and @cannonballml sent me a link to one of your vids but at first glance I thought it was a link to a Hitler documentary. I’d avoid narrow mustaches if I were you. If you don’t see it at first stare at “Thursday”

Antonio Brown gonna pull a George Costanza after the Bucs comeback

@Jonnie_W 2 hours earlier… Hey. Check the vent for a briefcase of money

Nope, nothing sketchy about this hotel at all. #PardonOurDust

@Jonnie_W brought down the house last night. I thought this moment where he tried to heal several people in the balcony was especially poignant.

Btw. George Washington Duke ⬅️

Due to a Covid delay I’ve been hyping @Jonnie_W for two years now for this event at @verticalthree. He’s good but after bragging about him for a year even George Washington Duke just called to tell me chill out. Do NOT miss JDubs! allevents.in/mobile/amp-eve…

We are all aware of the fact there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on earth, but did you know there are more straw wrappers in my floorboard than stars and sand combined?! #themoreyouknow

Not only did I pick out some really ugly glasses this time, I also got a great new prescription in them. Now when I look in the mirror I am hideous and I can also see it super clearly.

Have you ever seen anything in your life so cool? My buddy Matt Bowling designed this and I had no idea what it would look like. I couldnt believe it lIt’s so me. The face. The fish. The font. The Tennessee. The hook. Handmade! Now who needs a t-shirt with this on it!

I finally have a working prototype of my unnamed grocery carrying vest. I knew it would be handy, I just didn’t realize how cool you’d look wearing it!!

@Jonnie_W Do you remember the last time you heard a kid under 20 years old laugh out loud at a joke? Neither do I and I told 15 minutes of them to 50 kids 2 nights ago. How did they make it thru my bit about graduation?! Btw thanks for asking. And I don’t want your job

@jondforrest How’d it go??

@Jonnie_W tomorrow nite I’m doing comedy for the jr/sr banquet of a Christian school I also do chapel for often. Not that they’re a tough crowd but sometimes they “boo” the Bible. How’d I get into this? Any advice?

@iPopEditor @D6Family Come on, @iPopEditor !! I’m running everything by you first from now on!

@jondforrest @D6Family Jon!!! You totally missed saying, “It’s about to get REEL!”

Name me one other conference that has a hand carved lure for a prize! @D6Family it’s about to get real!

Ahhhh spring in Cheatham county. The way the birds sing...the way the warm breeze feels....the way the flower petals stick to the tobacco spit in the parking lot. There’s nothing like it.

@Jonnie_W Because. Of. The. Barricade. I thought it was a brass bed frame and still enjoyed it.

I’ve seen some great musicians in my day, but they can’t come close to this guy.

Man, I hope I was right about this not being the mark of the beast.

Chances are good I’ll be lurking around watching to see if anyone even glances in that direction. I’m kidding. Carrie said I couldn’t do a stakeout.

A cubby. Kind of the size of a shoebox right when you walk in. You can’t miss it if you squat down and squint at the bottom right of the wall of cubbies, below hair bows and to the right of bbq sauce. It’s the locally crafted section. Come by and see us at Forrest Baits.

HUGE NEWS! Due to the fact that the ladies in my house have grown tired of being hooked by the fishing lures that have taken over my basement THEY ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE at the coolest place in Clarksville. I have a cubby at Miss Lucille’s on Madison St. Not a booth.